damn gender got hands

he/they 30ish recovering emo

[bewbin]

they shot tiktok man

[imwiremother]

me every day

[tgirl-thucydides]

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[lobotomizedpunk]

Alan Cumming as the Emcee in his dressing room decorated with a Spice Girls poster (1998).

[slunch]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[8bit-mau5]

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[catchymemes]

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[catcrumb]

[pitbolshevik]

m*n (the pitbulls of the sexes)

[pitbolshevik]

behold a man