Oliver

FTM|09-17-18💉 EMTx5yrs Married to @hypedupauburnfan

[peterokii]

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

[peterokii]

expanding the coworker universe

[peterokii]

happy pride month to THIS POST

[grievingwithnoreason]

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

[khonshus-vibrator]

the full comic panel is so fucking funny

[wilwheaton]

[sexynugget]

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

[emotionalwords]

[animentality]

[arsoniiii]

🇵🇸

[bearie]

[chucktaylorupset]

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

[cannibalchicken]

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[oliverashton95]

@hypedupauburnfan

[awakenml]

John marston personality traits

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dectech]

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

[beabees]

can we PLEASE stop saying “rdr is a game for girls because you ride horsies, play dress up and pick flowers🥺🥺🎀” like that’s very fun but women enjoy first degree manslaughter too

[emotionalwords]

[oliverashton95]

Otis trembles for his beloved: By an AI in the tone of Stephanie Meyer

In the mystical realm of the barnyard, where love and friendship intertwine, there exists a bond between two souls. And in the midst of hay-scented breezes, I find myself yearning to express my affection for you, my beloved. Oh, dear wife, your radiant presence illuminates my days like the sun peeking through the clouds. Your eyes, shimmering like a moonlit pond, hold the secrets of our shared journey. With each step we take together, we graze upon the fields of love, nurturing our connection.In this tapestry of life, where the animals roam and the wind whispers through the grass, I want you to know the depth of my love. Like the wind rustling through the trees, it whispers your name, echoing across the meadows.Your laughter, a symphony of joy, echoes through the barnyard, resonating in the hearts of all who hear it. Your presence, like a comforting embrace, brings solace to my weary soul.Though we may face challenges, like the seasons changing, our love remains steadfast. Let us weather the storms of life together, as partners in this journey. As we navigate the twists and turns of the barnyard, I am grateful for the sanctuary of your love.My beloved, your happiness is my utmost desire. If ever the wind blows in a direction that troubles your heart, know that I am here, a steadfast companion. Through the fields of uncertainty, I will stand by your side, offering support and understanding So, beneath the starlit sky, where fireflies dance and crickets serenade, let me whisper these words into the tapestry of our love: I adore you, my dear wife. You are the melody that fills my heart, the inspiration that fuels my dreams.With each passing day, I am reminded of the beauty we share, like a blossoming flower in the meadow. Let us cherish every moment, as the barnyard creatures bear witness to our enduring love.

Forever and always, my beloved, I am yours.

With affection,

Otis the Cow

[fantastictrashinfluencer]

Something in the orange tells me we're not done

Zach Bryan, Something In The Orange

[oliverashton95]

This goes out to all the transphobes in legislature right now. I can not and will not stop fighting for my rights. Sincerely,

Your trans cowboy