[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[lorelaigilmoure]

#mood

[gaycism]

the right thing to do actually is to change pronouns in a song to make it gay

[stayatsam]

if it’s not homoerotic whats the point

[kitfoxart]

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[bob-belcher]

[animatedtext]

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[sawsbvck]

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

[defira85]

He’s not Dutton, but he’s not really any better. Remember the lump of coal in that session of Parliament? This fucker

[serotnin]

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.