inactive on here, sideblog’s mita-vittua-olivia

i created this blog years ago and now i can’t use my secondary blog as my main blog. so if you get a follow back from this blog, it’s me, @mita-vittua-olivia :)

[olivia-texts]

I'm ur secret gift giver 🦝 I'll be writing you a fic for the gift exchange and I wanted to ask if you have any specific prompt/story idea you'd like to see? I'll definitely include reader involvement but if you have any other things you'd love to see in the fic please let me know :)

oh hi, i replied to this on my side blog as i’m not active on here anymore! :) hope you saw it, thank u so much for the effort, i’m very excitedddd

[olivia-texts]

random jere pic for you

thank u so much this made my day <3 baby boy

he was such a cute kid

[rosetta-j-stone]

"FINALLY. A relatable, realistic advert for yoghurt" - women, everywhere

[olivia-texts]

signed up for uni, i’ll be studying english studies and philosophy. are you happy lemony snicket

[olivia-texts]

strange that lemony never used this

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

[olivia-texts]

it’s giving vfd

[kitsnicket]

I’m not saying anything but we’re all thinking it

[kitsnicket]

[incorrectsnicketquotes]

“My dick’s so long that when Esme does a line of coke off of it, she has to stop and take a breath.”

— Count Olaf, “The Slippery Slope”

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[newvision]

— The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

[kitsnicket]

Esme squalor once again snubbed at the met gala. The daily punctilio will hear about this

[jame7t]

just smoked a seriously orwellian blunt

[jame7t]

[102ki]

A Series of Unfortunate Events + meta jokes

[kitsnicket]

Oh now what did she do

[olivia-texts]

what if the moral of asoue is that twins actually don’t exist and there’s always a hidden triplet somewhere?