The Worst ™️

Guess who’s back

[loo-nuh-tik]

Oh, we heard tale of a party.

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[xanderwithanx]

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

[omegaversereloaded]

i love this post so fucking much

[grimeclown]

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[academicblorbo]

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

[oneheadtoanother]

[transmasculine-history]

Billy Lane, winner of the Seattle Mr. Leather contest in 1998 and first trans man to compete in the International Mr. Leather contest.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I think this might be one of the funniest replies to a post on here that I’ve ever seen

[vamptits]

UNWARRANTED?

[mandywondering]

I'm a pervert little leftist short and stout here is my handle here is my [censored]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

TROUT

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[funkyness]

there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

[sabertoothwalrus]

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[localcircusonline]

[nitrosplicer]

Strange given your title.

[everythingfox]

Orange brain

[ourwayisinthenight]

@peachyindeed

[guerrillatech]

[theculturedmarxist]

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

[boggblog]

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

[sadphonics]

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.

[bellemyers]

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

[icarus-suraki]

[cheruib]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[1dietcokeinacan]

[afewnovelideas]

I need this reminder today.