~Olivilot~

28/F/Seattle/Pan

[aaronthesnob]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling

I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.

[prokopetz]

I had a dream last night where I was watching a high school comedy on Netflix, and the protagonist’s horrible secret was that he was really a collection of random woodland creatures being directed by a fungal hive-mind. He was terrified that people would discover what he really was, mostly because he thought it would ruin his chances of scoring a date. The film’s narrative did not at any point address why folks didn’t just notice straight away that he was obviously a pile of squirrels roughly fashioned into the shape of a human.

[prokopetz]

More fuzzily remembered details:

It wasn’t just squirrels – I clearly remember that the protagonist’s “legs” were raccoons, and I seem to recall that there was a badger somewhere in the mix, too

Each woodland creature’s membership in the hive-mind was denoted by a perfectly formed mushroom perched atop its head, Earthbound style

In spite of forming a unitary consciousness, the woodland creatures were also individually capable of thought and speech, and would often criticise each others’ performance

There was also a bear that was a member of the same hive-mind, but didn’t participate in the masquerade on account of being too large; I don’t recall whether the bear actually did anything plot-relevant, or whether it was just there

[hielario-deactivated20200530]

Why the hell did the fungal hive-mind want a date. 

[prokopetz]

Because it was the protagonist of a high school comedy. Obviously.

[the-world-of-steven-universe]

Steven and the Crystal Gems head to space for Steven Universe: Diamond Days. New episodes weekly, starting December 17 at 7:30p ET! 

(source) 

[sixpenceee]

This is how aluminum reacts with mercury. Original video: NileRed

[imoverallofit]

Sciiience bitch

[followmyid]

U could share the shit outta somebody coordinating this properly

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

[the-darkmess]

WALK IN BETWEEN

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

Actually, they point this out in the manga. She wiggles out out but her butt gets stuck in the bars, and she ends up talking to some nobodies through wiggling to help her.

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

wait I found it.

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as things cookie monster has eaten that aren’t cookies

yes, Sesame Street tweeted a signs meme, but we can get more highly specific than that. All photos and gifs from this excellent wiki.

ARIES: an Xbox 360

TAURUS: old-fashioned tobacco pipe

GEMINI: a film reel, plus Rosebud

CANCER: bouquet of roses

LEO: fan mail

VIRGO: healthy food like raisins, cucumber, carrot sticks, and apples, from a plate even

LIBRA: a phone, which rings in his belly

SCORPIO: the “N’T” part of a “DON’T” sign

SAGITTARIUS: the D

CAPRICORN: a speech in honor of Grover

AQUARIUS: an imaginary cookie with frosting and candles

PISCES: The Amazing Mumford’s magic wand

[taffetastrology]

The signs as wacky-ass looks from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[dsjckljdfsdkcjksdf-deactivated2]

an Important Issue i pondered while we were driving last month

[talizorah-archive]

thanks ubisoft

[boneliness]

[trilllizard666]

so this is the “Shoot the Cyberdemon until it dies” of this generation huh

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Why can’t we just befriend the enemies? Instead of killing them?

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[sparksfade]

What about Persona 1 though? You can make enemies into personas.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[kilowave]

[fitemilk]

hank hill drinks respect women juice

[lovelytitania-deactivated201811]

when some kid on the internet tries to bait u

[ravenousscorpian]

Storage Rick have you found your soulmate?

“Storage rick is a soft kind of guy, but he’s got a I don’t give. Toot extirior”

[rixxy8173571m3w1p3]

Seriously, I have a major crush on this Rick 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

[confusedapprentice]

Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*

Things: * turn out okay*

Me:

[brittsart]

More spooky gals!

[scruffyturtles]

Aigis in a simple vampire costume for a Patreon request

[curseworm]

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution