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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.
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@ollie-reblogs
having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time
Diversity win! The clown coming to stab you tonight is a woman š„°
by all means. but also by all niceys
Made a bingo for the rest of tour :) Some of these I think are very possible and some are just kinda silly. We shall see
"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
he's like if a middle aged person of ambiguous gender was a beautiful woman
fuck its Already like 100 am
This is a staunchly pro-bug zone. I may have contentious relationships with the ones that enjoy eating me or my food but that's life baby. The great web...
send you my love on a wire
okay now who made fun ghoul cry!! be kind to him world
rightā¦
this is kind of random but I feel like I have to say this because I SEE IT SO MUCH AT SCHOOL and back to school time is coming soon
when writing on notebook paper. the margin + 3 holes go on the LEFT SIDE.
when writing on notebook paper, there is another margin on the right side that's just barely visible. you do NOT WRITE PAST THAT MARGIN
when typing, you should NOT put a space before punctuation. yes I know I do this a lot but that's because I'm on tumblr . I'm not writing a formal essay okay. your text should look like THIS:
I went to the grocery store today. I bought a ton of fruit; apples, grapes, and pears were all on sale.
NOT like THIS:
I went to the grocery store today . I bought a ton of fruit ; apples , grapes , and pears were all on sale .
and, obviously, ALWAYS CAPITALIZE "I". CAPITALIZE THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES. CAPITALIZE PROPER NOUNS.
I'm tired of seeing SENIORS making these mistakes. I literally see it every day and it's SO INFURIATING. yes I do blame the school system and the parents for not caring about their children's education, but just because they didn't do better for us doesn't mean we can't do better for ourselves.
for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses š„ŗ" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint
look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."
hellooo just felt like posting my art too
Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly aināt shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now donāt fucking do that
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
my fave additions from the notes
#i need you to know this is how braziians talks like. usually.#''i'll kill myself in front of them'' is usual talk#''i want them to come to impregnate me leave me and dont pay child support''#''please come to my house and fuck my family'#''guess i'll eat dirt now''#all things i hear daily
Hang on, I'm intrigued by this. Is this an example of convergent evolution or are their genetic ties between Brazilian humor and tumblr humor?
i think its just the humor being very similar. We love explicit wacky expressions, especially online!
we uuuuh are also usually left alone on social media because so few people know portuguese outside of brazil (compared to, say, english or spanish). so we just. say shit thinking none one will see. like this one time someone tweeted to lil nas x "lil nas x break into my house and eat the asshole of my entire family".
do you think they say shit like this to each other. āi considered myself to be more of a girlā āin a past life i was male.ā and then just stare at each other like š„°š»š.
ok.
