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Smile Code (2024)

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

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why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

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his name is Pesto <3

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this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

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somewhatstacey

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

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queertail

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

sola-whumping

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

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The layers

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

The fact that this account is officially now a full-blown teenager is very emotional 🥹

#13 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

emwithstory

*in the same tone as “gaslight, gate keep, girl boss”*

Star Trek. Star Gate. Star Wars.

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israel doesn't have the right to defend itself.

Rathbone

traumadumpling

"What do you wanna be for Halloween?" Railed within an inch of my life, next question

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Thank you, Matthew Perry (August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

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gffa

I think it was really him because the "Is that what this is about" is so Anakin Skywalker that I'm not sure anyone could have come up with that

The single most compelling argument in "Was it truly Anakin Skywalker in Ahsoka's vision in episode 5?" is indeed-- When told that yes she's still bothered by him being Darth Vader, he makes THIS FACE:

I'm not sure I believe that any hallucination could come up with THAT EXPRESSION. That's 100% Only Anakin Skywalker Could Do This right there. Just--

This is the face of a man having to deal with someone being upset that he did a real bad 20+ years of murder and genocide, THIS is the face he makes when she's not taking his hard earned wisdom about how he's more than just death and war. Only Real Anakin Skywalker could be told, to his face, that his apprentice is upset about all the baby murder and she's not hearing that she's more than just baby murder, too, and then be OFFENDED. NO OTHER CHARACTER IS DOING IT LIKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER