Americana Exotica

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JOE BIDEN

[helpfulhellhounds]

they recast the main character???? are you fucking KIDDING me????

[nitw]

just some reigen textposts i hate him

[majimassqueaktoy]

<3

[mimiffydraws]

[majimassqueaktoy]

[caramujotan]

am i gay for getting a boner while fighting my homie

[firelordfoureyes]

I no longer have wires

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[voideggos]

I feel like he’d like the farm animals

[ryllen]

just men, with their pets

[upbeatundertaker]

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

[tamvmat]

Stardew Valley, void chickens

[andromedadualitas]

Hannya Man Hannya Man wheeeEeEEEEE …I am once again experimenting with a looser style despite having no idea what I’m doing. 😂

[ashinaisshin]

*thinking intensifies*

[ashinaisshin]

POV: 👁👄⚫️

[murmaider]

just another day at majima construction