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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

goodboygustav

t’anks boss

doctor-roman

I really…fucking hate customer service.

doctor-roman

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

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Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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by Heck If I Know

thebestoftumbling

Rujeana, the mother of two children decided to setup a camera of her kids in the living room. The idea was to setup a camera so their Grandma can see their kids doing cute things. Instead, she found out how her husband takes care of the kids when she isn’t there.

ammiles

Miles you’re out of the band

tagurself

what the fuck did I just watch

alcoholicanarchist

this is what having psychosis is like

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This is what having a manic episode feels like

pikipek-archive

this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one

sattickate

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

weloveshortvideos

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

danthemedicman

This is the quality content I live for

ravenhull

Their respective team managers are off to the side next to each other…

“These are grown men…”

“On the clock.”

“Yeah… grown men….”

“… Bet my guys win easily.”

“You’re on.”

ghostlybubble

It’s the very first breath When your head’s been drowning underwater And it’s the lightness in the air When you’re there Chest to chest with a lover It’s holding on, though the road’s long And seeing light in the darkest things And when you stare at your reflection Finally knowing who it is I know that you’ll thank God you did

logic; 1-800-273-8255 (via ghostlybubble)

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We are all born equal, but we are not treated equally. And that is why we must fight.

Logic @ MTV’s Video Music Awards 2017

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visualjunkee

‘LOVING VINCENT,’ an Animated Film Featuring 12 Oil Paintings per Second by Over 100 Painters

‘Loving Vincent’ will be the world’s first feature length painted animation, with every shot painted with oil paints on canvas, just as Van Gogh himself painted. Written & Directed by Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman, produced by Poland’s BreakThru Films & UK’s Trademark Films. The film is scheduled for a 2017 release.

“Every one of the 65,000 frames of the film is an oil-painting hand-painted by 125 professional oil-painters who traveled from all across Europe to the Loving Vincent studios in Poland and Greece to be a part of the production.”

“The film was first shot as a live action film with actors then hand-painted over frame-by-frame in oils. The final effect is an interaction of the performance of the actors playing Vincent’s famous portraits, and the performance of the painting animators, bringing these characters into the medium of paint.”

“Loving Vincent is an investigation delving into the life and controversial death of Vincent Van Gogh, one of the world’s most beloved painters, as told through his paintings and by the characters that inhabit them,”

“The intrigue unfolds through interviews with the characters closest to Vincent and through dramatic reconstructions of the events leading up to his death.”