OMFGItsLoren

[platypusinplaid]

this is THE funniest punchline I’ve ever seen

[phsfg]

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

[phsfg]

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

[hexpress]

absolute units

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[colourofoctober]

When you use the wrong math’s formula but somehow manage to get the answer correct…

[sakura-haruka]

[cillianmurphy]

The Holy Trinity of Schneider trying his best

[safelyendangered]

(http://safelyendangered.com/webtoon )

[childhoodruiner]

#when someone apologizes to me

[pinkisbitter]

Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy

[pinkisbitter]

they’re friends

[bonepoem]

Bold of you to assume they’re not ex-lovers

[barillapasta]

Bold of you to assume they broke up

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[inky-skink]

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[dykedykegooses]

my favorite thing is when ur not talking to a dog and then u just look at them and their tail starts wagging but like. unsure. and then u start talking to them and it gets a little faster and then u get all excited and they get all excited its just wonderful

[anxietyproblem]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[smalltownboymp3]

here’s the energy for 2019 everyone ✨

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[iicarys]