hey you sure your not lost?

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

[willjulep]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[titsay]

movie night with friends

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[artofchinara]

A Beast's last glimpse.

--

1 hour wind down sketch.

[yotzuyu]

[arachnerd-8-legs]

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

[tevyaa]

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[hellish-undeath]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[hellish-undeath]

she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚

[hellish-undeath]

someone doesn't seem very excited to find out why i'm trans :/

[depsidase]

[sunderwight]

You don't have to make them fuck but they're not allowed to be normal about each other.

[909th]

saw this girl keying someone’s car this morning. was sort of compelling to watch. acts of passion are so rare these days… sigh…

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[tattercat-irl]

nothing impresses me more than the accuracy of 1500s-1600s cartographers who rode around on a ship with nothing more than a compass and their eyes. like if i tried to draw the shape of the US just by Looking at it i probably would've made florida seven times longer and rhode island the size of texas

[tattercat-irl]

nvm i forgot about this gem

[helenmask]

and Done!!!!

[gengario]