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@omg-justafangirl-things
Girls who become monsters always have that sexy walk thing where they’re suddenly more badass or confident (Ginger Snaps or Jennifer’s Body.) We need a girl who turns into a monster and enters the room like Tobey McGuire in Spiderman 3.
Hermione: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Ron: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
No thoughts just ron
To those of you who aren't in the Portuguese speaking sphere, let me give you a hilarious update. Parents in Portugal are currently HORRIFIED because their children are now only speaking Brazilian Portuguese from watching so many Brazilian YouTubers. They are finding this deeply disturbing and want the Brazilian Portuguese to end IMMEDIATELY
There are NEWS articles about this
Translation:
"Luccas Neto (Brazilian YouTuber) is accused of making Portuguese children talk like Brazilians"
"Luccas Neto, who just celebrated his son Luke's first birthday, is becoming the target of criticism among some Portuguese families. The reason? Luccas Neto has become such a success that Portuguese children are starting to talk like Brazilian people.
That's right: the little ones have lost the characteristics of their local dialect and adopted the speech of the 29 year old YouTuber, who was born in Rio de Janeiro.
'All of his speech is Brazilian. We've reached the point where people ask if one of us parents is Brazilian,' said an interviewed mother, who said her son now frequents speech therapy sessions."
"Other parents who spoke with the Portuguese newspaper revealed they don't leave their children alone with tablets or phones, especially when they watch Luccas Neto.
'At this moment we're in a phase of treatment like it's an addiction. We explain everything to him, that he can't watch this because it's harmful. And we notice that he's much better now. What we're trying to do now is play with him more, and block some content, leaving only Netflix and everything that's in Portuguese from Portugal.'"
@homo-sex-shoe-whale i hadn’t thought of this but you are absolutely right
REVERSE COLONIZE THEM
DESTROY PORTUGAL PORTUGUESE
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
this whole post got me in tears
i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one
And now you know what perfection looks like
Best part:
‘That Kesha tweet was probably faked …’ *checks* ‘… HUH.’
(Here’s a link to the tweet in question.)
family feud is a national treasure
Cheyenne & Mateo (SUPERSTORE IS RLLY GOOD, GUYS TTOOOOOTTTTT 🥺🥺🥺)
(if any of yalls were wondering what my icon and header was, it was of these two cool awesome asian bestfriends TTTTOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT I LOVE THEM SFM!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!! TTTTOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)
I PARTICULARLY LOVE THAT LAST SCENE OF THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER CAUSE IT WAS MATEO INVITING CHEYENNE TO EAT PANCAKES AT HIS SECOND JOB AFTER THEY WERE STUCK AT THE STORE ALL NIGHT TTTTOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
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Me duele la cabeza
This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.
finally, applied mathematics
Magic!!!!
GARRETT MCNEILL — Superstore, Season 1
actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.
i think just for the drama of it all we should get to vote people off the met gala invite list like on survivor. and if you get enough votes, you're not allowed to come back next year. forcing them to actually step up their fashion game with consequences one vote at a time
You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.
there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore
I’m re-reading the Harry Potter books and it’s funny how much Harry and Hermione are vying for Ron’s attention (in contrast with the movies). Don’t get me wrong. Harry and Hermione are best friends too. But it’s obvious that Ron is their favourite.
