OMG I'm Tiffany-Anne

The government is a bunch of hoes

[normally-cool]

I love the new fuse ability in totk

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[hamwarts]

"charles martinet couldn't carry a whole movie, you'd get tired of it" BRO HOW??? hes a PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTOR??? WITH RANGE??? He could make it more subtle, he could slow down the pace of it during the movie, he could use another voice, it would all still be recognizably and more importantly FITTINGLY motherfucking Mario. But no because right, since charles apparently, isn't good enough to carry a movie lets get a random ass guy to do the equivalent of making a boston accent at a pub for a joke and going "im jumpin 'ere , im jumpman mario, wahoo." truly its the only other option we had

[funnytwittertweets]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[comingupwithjoshdun]

just watched a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t want to watch don’t worry darling but he DOES want to watch a documentary about don’t worry darling and honestly? felt. 

[catchymemes]

[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[jensenackles-ismyreligion]

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

[straightboyfriend]

how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

[straightboyfriend]

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[darcyesque]

first song in 8 years from my chemical romance????

[ancientmyths]

[unclefather]

[kaijuno]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

[heartshop]

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]