Just a small town ghoul

KJ • 31 • she/they • ace ace baby • there's a bit of everything here • sometimes I do art

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[shinkai-kaiju]

@mudcabbagekitty

[memories]

you wouldn’t download a #chris evans.

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[ayshx-deactivated20251028]

So many people inspire me to be nothing like them.

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[dontkillkitten]

the only robot i wouldn’t call a clanker is nick valentine. becaus he is not a robot he is my synth Wife. look at him.

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[bearie]

i think i'm okay with any pronouns however the ones you choose to refer to me with will effect the ending you get so make sure to read the guide if you're trying to unlock all of them

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[drops-of-universe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

[pineappleofprosperity]

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.