OMG RAPTOR ATTACKS

Crafts and stuff from your friendly neighborhood raptor

[robotmango]

“why do we even need ao3/ why won’t they censor content i don’t like/ what’s that money going towards”

it’s going towards not arbitrarily deleting all your fucking blogs overnight because yahoo had a shareholders meeting, that’s what the fuck it’s going towards. if you don’t own it, they can yank the cord whenever they feel like it, for whatever reason, using whatever wobbly catch-all algorithm they want, and that is exactly what the fuck we’ve been telling you. “wellll i’m not a porn blog, it’s not going to affect me,” oh worm?? you sure?? this website is suddenly gonna be capable of censoring posted content with surgical precision? give ao3 ten bucks immediately and get real

[darklittlestory]

Fucking THIS

[alpacakeeper-deactivated2021072]

[death-by-lulz]

purple skeleton going the extra mile

[doodleofboredom]

THE PALEOZODIAC

What’s your sign? 

[omgraptorattacks]

[omgraptorattacks]

left bank books, seattle

[omgraptorattacks]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[mighty-mighty-man]

We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.

All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.

All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.

All Might counted to infinity - twice.

[ford-ye-fiji]

*cracks knuckles* oh man I loved these when I was younger

All Might jokes? False: All Might facts. 

All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. 

When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.

All Might can divide by zero.

Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants. 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might. 

All Might can hear sign language. 

All Might beat the sun in a staring contest. 

Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. 

All Might has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

[mighty-mighty-man]

YES THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF, THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! ALL THE COOKIES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!

All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

All Might is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.

[ford-ye-fiji]

AHHHHH THANKS here I have too many XD

There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives. 

All Might built the hospital that he was born in. 

All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might. 

When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches. 

And finally: 

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

[omgraptorattacks]

[omgraptorattacks]

rooftop gardens in Constance, Germany

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Made my day.

[omgraptorattacks]

[omgraptorattacks]

a cottage in Glasglow, photographed by Rebekah J. Murray

[omgraptorattacks]

[bellonas]

flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

[ivyblossom]

[casey-jane-lewis]

Fanfic authors: READ THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE

[cthonical]

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN AS A WRITER. I SAY THIS AS A READER AND A PROFESSIONAL GENRE EDITOR.