Love, Colin

Welcome to my brain. It's weird, it's wonderful, it's even a little giggleworthy sometimes...Enjoy :)

[capacity]

I feel like this years gonna be fun and dreamy and surreal and ur gonna feel like ur walking on air that’s my horoscope for everyone

[just-go-and-get-her]

me: i’m gonna go to sleep early tonight

me at 2 am on my 3rd season of bondi rescue: why can you not swim BETWEEN THE FLAGS

[minuty]

“Don’t explain. People only hear what they want to hear.”

—

[gahdamnpunk]

In case someone needed some reassurance today 💕

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

[sandsvendor100]

Jesus Never Died

[sandsvendor100]

He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away

[catchymemes]

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

network executives asked “what are the kids into these days?” jordan peele said “look, guys, it’s 2020. what if we brought back logan lerman and we made a tv show about a group of people hunting nazis?” and i must say i have NEVER felt so seen as an audience member

[evhugo]

Ever since they mentioned it in the last BOOKMARKED, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the fact that…

Jake Ryan

Captain Marvel

And Percy Jackson

Were ALL in a movie TOGETHER?? And to SAVE OWLS??

So forkin wild. Mind blown

[teanbones]

please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

[filmgifs]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[thesuitelifeofart]

<33

[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

[just-shower-thoughts]

The serial killers we consider the most evil are probably amateurs compared to the ones that have never gotten caught.

[mens-rights-activia]

[rainbowrecesses]

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

[crowsandcooks]

And you can still do it now

[bethanyactually]

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

[leupagus]

Um

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

[llleighsmith]

in times of uncertainty the answer is love and community, now and always