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Welcome to the Official Tumblr TMA Episode Bracket!

My name is Katie Drae and i am running a bracket to discover the top rated TMA episodes! This is just a fun thing i am doing because i love TMA and want to share my love of it with the community!

Polls will go up when i am able to release them, I am a college student with a full time job in the summer so i will try to update as best i can!

Bracket Results can be found below

Official TMA Bracket Spreadsheet

Sheet1 Round 1 Bracket Results Date ,Episode Name 5/12,15. Lost Johns Cave 81. A Guest for Mr. Spider 5/13,3. Across the Street 32. Hive

Follow along for votes and more fun stuff!

[clown-guitar]

wow i cant wait to buy the jurgen leitner book based on hit series Don’t Read The Jurgen Leitner Book

[starryaike]

actually a big fan of this methinks

[dogpuppy]

[tessellated-sunl1ght]

@vague-magnus-archives

[cloverjester]

The holy trinity of outsiders finding out stuff about TMA

[nugget-of-terror]

I found another to add to the collection

[randomthingsandstupidstuff]

Art.

[billielhindle]

It’s The Magnus Protocol’s second birthdayyyy!

[hypotenussy]

Jon in season 4 of The Magnus Archives:

MAG 159 The Last:

[reigen-sweetly]

Tma season 5 is partially about the end of the world and partially about a bunch of people deciding they’re teaholdings third without consulting either Jon or Martin on the matter

[airmetsierra]

"Still won't talk, eh?" The agent interrogating me says as she hits me hard in the jaw.

I defiantly spit out a bloody molar and give her a big smug grin. I still have all my teeth.

She hits me again.

"Where do these keep coming from?"

And again

"It just doesn't make sense."

I spit yet another tooth onto the ever-growing pile on the floor.

[bsideheart]

@vague-magnus-archives

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

going to the dispensary and asking for the weed that makes u feel good instead of bad and brave instead of scared and the budtender laughs and looks at the other guys who all laugh and they call u a pussy and say what u can't handle the normal stuff but u say yeah no im looking for weed that is pleasant to smoke on & the guy goes to the back and pulls out a small wooden box labeled "weed that makes you feel good and brave" and says congratulations....no one has ever asked for it before, u won. have it for free. so u go home and roll up a big smoke & smoke on it & suddenly the room starts spinning ur vision fades to black and ur head hits the ground. u open ur eyes and sit up, ur not on the couch anymore this isn't ur house. u realize u are on a big boat, a boat in the middle of a vast ocean, and u are completely alone. for the first time in ur life u are alone absolutely, absolutely alone, there is no land in sight and no birds in the sky. the endless black sky. but if it is night time why are there no stars?

[somebodyslefttoe]

@vague-magnus-archives

[waddup-its-homegirl]

saw someone on instagram do this but with the hunger games.

[its-arson-time]

tmagp 49

[rqbossman]

So I don't normally engage in this sort of posting but I have to admit, this one got me laughing because its exactly the tone I was going for. I feel seen in the best way possible.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

[rookthegremlin]

Ah yes, the homoeroticism of asking your partner to kill you so you can save the world from deadly fearscapes

[monarch-ambrosia]

we must not forget tma s1 took place 2015-2016. sasha probably had instagram brows on fleek and wore infinity scarves to work. maybe she had those horrid wedge heel toms shoes. maybe martin owned a mug with a mustache on it. maybe tim had 2016 brendon urie hair. at least one of them probably listened to the lumineers. do not delude yourself

[leevingthisplace]

this is so bad, I need to (remembers suicide jokes worsen my mental health) be distributed by rusty quill under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international license

[ghostinthegardenn]

alice and heinrich on their way to the address, but jamming out to Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat

[k11lka]