Tomato Puppy

• in my 30s • • queer puppything • I DO NOT READ FANFICTION

[tomato-puppy]

btw when you see my posts keep in mind that this is what i look like :

[tomato-puppy]

if you're feeling generous, please help me feed myself - I'm living on disability :(

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[katelyn-danger]

[depsidase]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[cathartidae]

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

[cathartidae]

TWENTY MINUTES BABEY CAN WE HEAR IT FOR TWENTY MINUTES!!

[hawkpartys]

[tomato-puppy]

technically we could get rid of all the humans and it would be a net positive for the planet.

[wolfie-barks]

"Biblically accurate angel but they have to wear glasses and it would be horrible cause each eye is a different prescription"

- my shirtless partner beside me (what an image)

[tomato-puppy]

wouldn't an angel have perfect eyesight tho? and/or be able to cure themselves of any disease?

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

But I can control anything I just need to work harder and be better.

[49wasagreatyear]

Built using 5000 bricks and 276 spiral steps, this tower "Baa-Goat" in rural Illinois was created by David and Marcia Johnson as a climbing tower for their goats.

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[herpsandbirds]

Bobolinks (Dolichonyx oryzivorus), male, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, Eastern CO, USA

photograph by Ed Meier

[sadclowncentral]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[sandersstudies]

Love the tags!

[weaselle]

ah lads not the stagnation i've been tricked again

[tomato-puppy]

this is SO fucking hard

[wolfsblog]

[fancynecr0mancy]

Ngl I get a kick out of correcting people's pronunciation of wrath

[tomato-puppy]

pffft both are correct :P

[lazer-t]

Puerto Rican Emerald for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

[captain-price-returns]

[tomato-puppy]

i want to be porn for someone