umm?

i rant and cry over fictional characters.

[yrsonpurpose]

alex ± being mean to henry (but he likes it)

[swearphil]

He has seen it before. Categorically, it should be boring. It should not provoke anything visceral, carnal, or bodice-ripping in nature in him at all.

—Red, White & Royal Blue, Chapter 6

[avadaniels]

Red, White & Royal Blue as a season of The Crown (template)

[rockingtheorange]

Absolutely unnecessary (necessary) compilation of Alex calling Henry's name:

(Click on the tea pot for Henry's version)

🫖

[theysaywhatasadsight]

You are either a 'acha ji mai haari chalo man jao na' girl, a 'abhi na jao chod kar' girl, a 'jaane kaha mera jigar gaya ji' girl or 'ek ladki bheegi bhagi si' girl

[shatterme-me]

Kenji: *wakes up*

Kenji: Where am I?

Warner, sarcastically: Heaven.

Kenji: Oh

Kenji: Didn’t think you’d be here

[shatterme-me]

Warner: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Kenji: Aw, No you haven’t!

Warner: So why do you keep cooking?

[aireenwarner]

Warner: Am i in hell?

Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing

[heyyshonaaa]

khushi wearing arnav's shirt // ipkknd <3

[sadmausambi]

there's just something about "aap" pronoun when talking to your loved one. like "aapki aankhon mein kuch mehke hue se raaz hain" or "aapke anurodh par main yeh geet sunata hu". the kindness, the love, the 'nazakat' in that mannerism is unmatched.

[paobhaji]

Arnav: hey, you dropped something

Khushi: what?

Arnav: hopefully your standards, wanna make out?

Source: mrsvoldemort

[wifeofcamillamacaulay]

"what's your type?"

"fictional"

[lighthousepigeons]

Kidnapper: We've got your wife!

Tristan: Morana?

Kidnapper: Yes?

Tristan: ...

Tristan: Rest in peace, bro.

Kidnapper: Wait, what?

*sounds of guns clicking*

Kidnapper: Oh no, come back, hELP ME.

[lighthousepigeons]

Amara: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Dante: I love you.

Tristan: *rolls eyes*

Amara: Aww mine too.

Amara: What about you?

Tristan: Finally.

Morana: No.

[lighthousepigeons]

Person: If you had 10 chocolate pieces, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?

Amara: 8

Dante: 10

Morana: 10

Tristan: 10

Person: Say somebody takes two by force? How many do you have then?

Amara: 8

Dante: 8

Morana: 10 and a dead body.

Tristan: 10 and 2 dead bodies.

Morana: Why two?

Tristan: I'm hiding yours.

Morana: Awww *kisses his cheek* Thank you.

[askarnavsinghraizada]

Did u finally figure out why khushi slept in the taekwondo poses that gave u sleepless nights at Buaji's place? Has her sleeping patterns changed?

We actually don’t sleep that much anymore

[askarnavsinghraizada]

Hi Arnav, if Khushi had gotten engaged to someone else (not Shyam) and if her engagement had lasted, potentially leading to her marriage, what would you have done? Would you have done anything to stop it or would you have forced yourself to forget and move on?

If Khushi had gotten engaged to someone else. I - it’s difficult to say. I like to think I’d storm into her house and put an end to it immediately. Turn up at her wedding like something out of the movies she loves to watch so much. The reality is much more complicated than that. If she was happy, I wouldn’t interfere. I couldn’t - not if it wasn’t as horrible for her as it would have been for me. 

But if she came to me, if she told me she was unhappy, nothing could stop me from putting an end to it.