friends with the monster

 Malia Tate | 17 | werecoyote 

[yoursixwordstory]

Please don’t give up on me.

(via deathcanevertouchme)

[wtchcrafts-deactivated20140922]

i’m a motherfuckin’ monster || a mix for the creatures under your bed, the shadows lurking in the basement, and the things that go bump in the night

tracklist || i. monster - kanye west ft. jay-z, rick ross, nicki minaj, and bon iver / ii. cannibal - ke$ha / iii. howl (rivas remix) - florence + the machine and beat instinct / iv. teeth - lady gaga / v. in the room where you sleep - dead man’s bones / vi. lacrimosa - mozart / vii. song for the dead - sea wolf / viii. the wolf - fever ray / ix. lestat’s piano sonata - joseph haydn and unknown

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[onceahale-blog]

Did you break but never mend? ———————-Did it hurt so much you thought it was the end?

[meaty-bicycle-deactivated201601]

What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed.

(via meaty-bicycle)

[onceahale-blog]

Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

[maliagifs]

but the greatest storm of all is the monster tucked inside.

[xperiimental-archived-deactivat]

「 There are so many feelings

                                                    you can hide

                                                                               with just

     a                                   simple                                       smile.             」

[bloodyknucklxs-deactivated20150]

                   if you want a                    m o n s t e r,                    i  can  show                    you             a                    f  u  c  k i n g                     ( MONSTER )

[onceahale-blog]

                                           i.                ii.                iii.

[onceahale-blog]

Send Me "Right Here" For A Public Sex Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"

2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"

3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"

4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"

5. "Just give me a little peek..."

6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."

7. "Have you ever had sex in public."

8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"

9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."

10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"

11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."

12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."

13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."

14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."

15. "I need you. Right now."

16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"

17. "Please? I'm really horny."

18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."

19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."

20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"

21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"

22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"

23. "You look so hot when you dance."

24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."

25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"

26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."

27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."

28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"

29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"

30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."

31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."

32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"

33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."

34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."

35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."

36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."

37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."

38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."

39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."

40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."

41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"

42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"

43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"

44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"

45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"

46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."

47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."

48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"

49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."

50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."

[allsonargent]

Stiles Stilinski + favorite quotes [24/?]

[duncan-rohanne]

The real favorite is all five {insp.} (others)

[onceahale-blog]

Malia Tate + Moodboards (inner thoughts) [2/?]

"Thanks for invading my home, for putting me on the run, for turning me back to human so that I could look at my father everyday and try to figure out how to explain to him that the reason my sister and mother are dead is because I almost ate them on a full moon. Thank you so very much.”

[selflessism-blog]

                               ❝ This is my happy face… ❞

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                                      Indie-selective Stefan Salvatore from                                       The Vampire Diaries. Mun and muse                                   are of age (18+), NSFW material may appear.                                  Canon/ Divergent, Au, and crossover friendly.                                       Over 1+ years of roleplay experience.                                      Multiship & Multiverse. All writing forms                                      welcome (One lines, Paras, multi paras,                                     & Novellas). Super rad mun. OC friendly!

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[dailyshelleyhennig]

[tauruus]

don’t even try.

[snogfairy]

but imagine, really imagine your OTP….

leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss

waking up together after their first time

as grandparents

holding hands romantically for the first time

falling asleep on the couch

staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are

meeting again after being separated for a year

being incrediblybly, absolutely, blissfully happy