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ru, 26, she/they, lesbian, merlin addict, recently very into ice hockey. ao3

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[sweetangelfart]

The first conversation you have with your situationship of 7 years, after you try to curate a "chill at home" date for said situationship, after you've been inside him:

You like gorls???

👁👄👁

[ragehangover]

the other thing ill say is it could have been very interesting for reid to address the rapid and inexplicable changes to shane’s personality at the end of the long game (immediately overcoming his disordered eating, not wanting to watch the stanley cup finals, passively forgiving everyone offscreen, being excited to play in ottawa without complications) as like……. shane is experiencing a severe dissociative episode.

shane — who at this point has spent the entire book being told by literally everyone that he needs to be less mopey and anxious and to support ilya’s life more — fully compartmentalises everything and pushes all of it down. he’s never been happier, truly. yes he’d love to host the centaurs at his new house without warning. he’d love to do a photoshoot. he’d love to post a video on instagram. he’d love to be the butt of the joke. look how much fun he’s having. this is great. he just needs to be less worried about everything and it’ll all work out. ilya will take care of it. he just needs to go to the back of the line. yes, he wants another slice of chocolate cake please and thank you

ideally i think. ilya and his parents would perhaps slowly catch on that the bizarre stepford wife act is in fact a coping mechanism and shane hollander the person is in fact grieving in total freefall. itd be nice for other characters to objectively look at the situation and think. man i can’t believe we were mad at shane for getting threatened by the commissioner of the nhl or being outed twice over or being accused of cheating and losing both his professional career and his reputation. but in the meantime shane is doing just awesome thanks for asking.

[hudconvent]

thinking kip uses scotts hockey money and influence to become curator of a really successful art gallery and has a very glowing profile in new york magazine or something. hes pretty well known among the well connected new york crowd and scott hunter obviously a public name so their divorce really makes waves. kip being so classy about it and is making no public comments except for a “please respect our privacy at this time” . meanwhile scott is on instagram posting the most cryptic messages over a black background and is spending a lot of time in the hamptons and a carousel of young twinks are seen coming and going all hours of the day from his westhampton rental and he probably catches a dui or public intoxication charge. the mugshot is really funny and ilya makes it his profile picture for 4 hours before yuna tells him its not tasteful and makes him change it back

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[onceandfuturebtch]

!!!!!got published!!!!!

[hollanovacentral]

by @ piwonplaylist 💙❤️

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[notahorseindisguise]

guy who has like a whole playing card motif going on but is clearly the 8 of clubs for no discernable reason

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[onceandfuturebtch]

brought someone over last night and she's still asleep in my room it's 13:40 what should I do ahhh this never happened to ilya rozanov I'm sure

[onceandfuturebtch]

update 1 hour later she's still asleep

[onceandfuturebtch]

omg she finally left 16:24

[onceandfuturebtch]

update she just texted me to ask if she can stay at mine until wednesday because she locked herself out of her apartment. can't make this up. ilya rozanov never had a one night stand do this

[onceandfuturebtch]

brought someone over last night and she's still asleep in my room it's 13:40 what should I do ahhh this never happened to ilya rozanov I'm sure

[onceandfuturebtch]

update 1 hour later she's still asleep

[onceandfuturebtch]

omg she finally left 16:24

[holdoncallfailed]

richard hell's apartment (via)

[onceandfuturebtch]

brought someone over last night and she's still asleep in my room it's 13:40 what should I do ahhh this never happened to ilya rozanov I'm sure

[onceandfuturebtch]

update 1 hour later she's still asleep