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ru, 26, she/they, lesbian, merlin addict, recently very into ice hockey. ao3

[mythmagicetc]

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

[ultrafacts]

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[segamascott]

what about his penis my friend wants to know

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[avantgarden-er]

Me creating a pink sequin cliff marleau reveal pillow for miss elokitties: I am dr. Frankenstein

[avantgarden-er]

MyCreature….

[elokitties]

YOU GUYS

[clytemnestraaa]

people don't take the boston of ilya seriously enough. ilya rookie year hungover as hell speaking 50 words of english getting dragged out to plymouth and having a terrible time stuck with women churning butter. hungover as hell again at the chipotle where thomas paine wrote common sense. navigating the city via his fallout 4 knowledge.

[clytemnestraaa]

i just really wanna envision ilya hungover in his fuckass sunglasses confronted with colonial reenactors

[segamascott]

[hutsonwoolyums]

Never forget Shane making an mpreg joke in the middle of a crowded aquarium

[grabmyboner]

one day marly is over and shane and ilya and him are playing like call of duty or some shit and marly is like “my mom would kick everyone’s ass at this game growing up and mami hated that we bonded over a killing game.” and ilya and shane stop and turn to marly at the same time who is just clicking away at buttons and shane is the first one to speak like “did you just say mom and mami?” and marly is like “yeah bro im adopted i got lesbian moms. mom is from boston, represent haha! and mami is from ecuador. roz never told you?” and ilya gives wide eyes and raised brows “marly you literally have never told me this.” and marly is like “oh my bad cap haha crazy.” and just goes back to playing the game

[cloghesy]

"Charity shop" - 2007

[ebookporn]

[onceandfuturebtch]

new low tumblr in the club 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[segamascott]

thank you dua lipa

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

[the-catacombs]

Knit by Anja (ig. Folkistan)