Boris what other stupid things Bendy has done in Moon Man's bar?
Boris: “Gee wiz, I’ve only been here a second and a half and i’m already gettin’ some loaded questions”
Benicio: “Oh COME ON, I’m not that fuckin’ bad.”
Moon Man: *sneezes* “oh gosh sorry. i must be allergic to bullshit!”
Benicio: “WHAT?! Okay, name ONE thing that was apparently so terrible.”
Boris: “Oh, we don’t need to name one. We can name several.”
Moon Man: “Like that time you antagonized someone for their cigar preferences?”
Benicio: “I was just helping him make a better choice! It was his fault he kept arguing with me.”
Boris: “Or when you debated with that priest over the bible then proceeded to burn it in front of him?”
Benicio: “That guy shouldn’t have even been in here in the first place. All of the shit he was spewin’ was predetermined hypocrisy the moment he stepped foot in this place.”
Moon man: “What about the time you man-handled Cake insisting you could make her fly?”
Benicio: “Hey, I thought she was having fun…”
Boris: “Or when you got so blitzed you almost drowned in a barrel of moonshine in the back room.”
Moon Man: “Oh, and the time you tried to walk on a rolling barrel and broke one of my tables.”
Boris: “How bout when you thought it was a good idea to practice your shooting on the bottles on the back counter right next to Moon Man’s head?”
Moon Man: “Or when you punched a singer for the mic. Didnt even sing or nuthin, just stole the mic.”
Boris: “And I’m pretty sure there’s been a few murders in he-”
Benicio: “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, YOU MADE YOU’RE GODDAMN POINTS, JESUS!”
