do we got a problem, slick?

Welcome to @thelostmoongazer's Son of Ink Au Askblog. The time period is set in 1932 and Bendy is a Mob Boss. Pop a squat, stay a while, it'll be fun! it'll be educational~! ( my apologies for any spelling errors, i swear english is my first language, im just terribly dumb) (NOT EVERY ASK WILL BE ANSWERED SORRY) (inbox OPEN)

[thesonofink]

Hey Boris! What's in the bag?

Benicio watched as the bartender made his way through the backroom doorway. His attention turned to the near empty whisky bottle that Moon man had put down in front of them. His eyes then shifted to the section of the back counter where the backup whiskeys sat idly. 

“Shoot. Guess I forgot.” Boris scolded himself, taking back the paper that he had given to his brother and slipped it back into his bag. “Though I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t have gone off like that.”

“What?! how come I’M getting the blame?”

“Because you’re in here way more than I am. You think you’d be more careful about what you say.”

Benicio let out an agitated breath. he picked his drink, taking a moment to swirl the contents in the glass, watching the half melted ice clink against the inside of the cup. 

“…not my fault he’s got issues with his brother…”

(hAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS ;D

for this i had collaborated with @spudinacup . I did the traditional sketches and she digitalized it. Thanks again Spubby! Theses turned out so good

-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Mickey mouse says u suck bendy

Benicio: “Oh yeah? Well if I suck then he swallows. You can tell that prick he owes me 20 bucks.” 

[thesonofink]

"Damnnnn... Why are you so pretty?!"

Benicio: *chuckles* ”Well… the only thing I can say is that I was made this way, sweetheart~”

a loud laugh is heard from one of the patrons behind them. Benicio turns in his seat and glares at the few cliques of people in the booths and the few individuals scattered through out the tables trying to decipher where it came from. 

[thesonofink]

Why do you hate the color yellow?

Moon Man: “Yeah I’ve always wondered that too, is there a specific reason?"

Benicio: “It’s bad.”

Moon Man: “Wh-?”

Benicio: “It’s just a fucking terrible color. It’s bright its obnoxious and it fucking pisses me the hell off it’s just a bad color I just- I hate it, I hate it, it’s bad.”

[thesonofink]

Boris what other stupid things Bendy has done in Moon Man's bar?

Boris: “Gee wiz, I’ve only been here a second and a half and i’m already gettin’ some loaded questions”

Benicio: “Oh COME ON, I’m not that fuckin’ bad.”

Moon Man: *sneezes* “oh gosh sorry. i must be allergic to bullshit!”

Benicio: “WHAT?! Okay, name ONE thing that was apparently so terrible.”

Boris: “Oh, we don’t need to name one. We can name several.”

Moon Man: “Like that time you antagonized someone for their cigar preferences?”

Benicio: “I was just helping him make a better choice! It was his fault he kept arguing with me.”

Boris: “Or when you debated with that priest over the bible then proceeded to burn it in front of him?”

Benicio: “That guy shouldn’t have even been in here in the first place. All of the shit he was spewin’ was predetermined hypocrisy the moment he stepped foot in this place.”

Moon man: “What about the time you man-handled Cake insisting you could make her fly?”

Benicio: “Hey, I thought she was having fun...”

Boris: “Or when you got so blitzed you almost drowned in a barrel of moonshine in the back room.”

Moon Man: “Oh, and the time you tried to walk on a rolling barrel and broke one of my tables.”

Boris: “How bout when you thought it was a good idea to practice your shooting on the bottles on the back counter right next to Moon Man’s head?”

Moon Man: “Or when you punched a singer for the mic. Didnt even sing or nuthin, just stole the mic.”

Boris: “And I’m pretty sure there’s been a few murders in he-”

Benicio: “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, YOU MADE YOU’RE GODDAMN POINTS, JESUS!”

[thesonofink]

(In response to previous ask) "It wasn't [you] this time".. Moon Man what have you been up to? :Oc

Boris: “Oh ho ho, buddy, lemme tell ya. Moon Man over here has persuaded bendy into more street fights than i can count.”

Benicio: “Hey, Most of those are COMPLETELY justified! A bunch o’ fuckers are tryin’a jerk me outta my money!”

Moon Man: “It’s not my fault he likes to listen to whatever I say.”

Boris: “Yet you KNOW how impetuous he is…”

Moon Man: “Hey, I’m just as impulsive as he is. I just don’t act on it. That’s his fault for listening to the shit I tend to spew.”

Boris: “…so you act on your own impulses through him?”

Moon Man: “… *turns away and returns to sifting through bottles on the back shelves, trying to hide the guilty smile that crept onto his face* …w-was that a beer you wanted?”

Benicio: “I… I feel so used…”

[thesonofink]

Looks like an update, fellas!

(Hey guys! Sorry about all of inactivity on this blog. I've been meaning to update it for a long while now but, you know me, time always seems to slip away from me. well! that (temporarily) changes today! though with some new formatting. 

i’m hoping to plow through most of the asks in my inbox as fast as i can today before the year ends so i can drop a super special bomb on new years (with the help of my special potato sister @spudinacup ;) ). so in order to do that  i’m gonna have to cut down on drawings for the time being so from now until the bomb there’s gonna be mostly text.

 IF i do decide to add any sort of visual, because of the circumstances i am currently facing,  they will mostly be in a traditional sketch format rather than digital.

also, for convenience of time, i will not re-open the ask box right now. i wanna get through as many of the asks that i already have before i start receiving new ones. 

JUST A REMINDER: I WILL PROBABLY NOT ANSWER EVERY SINGLE QUESTION I RECEIVE SO IF I DON’T ANSWER AN ASK RIGHT AWAY PLEASE DON’T SEND 500 MORE (not that anyone has done that on *here* yet but i just wanna make it clear)

-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

How does Boris look like in this AU?

(a new player has joined the game!! (Also please bare with me and my numerous spelling errors)

-Mod Moon Man)

[spudinacup]

Wait are you at moon mans bar?

“-and from the looks of things I will not be leaving any time soon either..” 

 @faranaesfw @themarshmellowsnowqueen @mentalpencil @kakashicokereblogs @maria-the-minx @randol-the-toon @metallicartist @foskysniwa @thelostmoongazer

EDIT: Should of mentioned that this picture is referencing to thelostmoongazer’s @thesonofink blog and the last ask they answered.  :)c

[thesonofink]

(From Maria-the-Minx) " heya big boy, you seem stressed lately, how about a private show to help loosen you up abit ;)"

Moon Man: you do realize he’s in a RELATIONSHIP, right?Bendy: yeah! with that Elymas guy right? it’ll be a show for two!Moon Man: you’re disgusting…

(and thus bendy begins to send stripper grams to Abel cuz he knows it’ll piss him off :)c 

Abel the Angel - @the-vampire-inside-me

Elymas - @animal-guardian

-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

How did you get into the mob stuff? Was it a series of events all leading up to becoming a mob boss or did you just become one out of nowhere?

Bendy: like I said… its a long story… I don’t think I have the patience to get into it…

(… the inbox is now open ;)c-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Which has been your thoughest 'job' yet?

Bendy: “sorry. Moon Man doesn’t like me talkin’ ‘bout that guy in front of him… but you really cant deny he IS a piece of work.”Moon Man: “yeah… piece of work…”

( :)c….-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Would you ever go into an alternate universe? Maybe a different world?

(Alternate universes weren't discussed until the late 1950′s so nobody really knows what the hell that is in this time period. SO, in turn, this blog will not be interacting with other bendy ask blogs and AU’S right now. :P-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Hello there, sir! Have a knack for some showbiz?

“Im just saying, you’re not talent-less!”

(Charles·tonˈCHärlstən/

noun

a lively dance of the 1920s that involved turning the knees inward and kicking out the lower legs.

-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Hello Bendy! What's your favorite thing to do? (I've never asked a question on a ask blog before so sorry if this question is kinda boring)

B: i only like you for your alcoholMM: so... you still like me.B: Piss off.

(FUN FACT: Back in the good ol’ mafia days,  if a gang wanted control over a business they would ask for half or more of the entire profit, bleed the business dry, and burn the place down if/when they went bankrupt. If the business owner did not comply to begin with, they would go after the owners family and torture/kill them, and if THAT didn't go through to the owner, they would be assassinated. Or “whacked” as they liked to put it lmao. But the thing that Moon Man and Bendy have goin on is sort of a special case.-Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

Inbox still closed;;

(hey guys!! Sorry about the sudden and unexpected inactivity! I’ve been very busy lately with school stuff and other things that I haven’t been able to get to the asks I already have aaaah. I promise I’ll be able to get to them this weekend tho! Thank you for being patient! -Mod Moon Man)

[thesonofink]

why, hello there! you come around here often?~ ;>

“ *sighs* “

(Meet Moon Man (aka my shitty self insert for this au because im literally garbage) he’s the owner of the bar that Bendy visits frequently and has claimed territory over to protect it from other rival gangs. Theres more lore to Moon Man but ill just leave it at that for now ;)-Mod Moon Man )