Mega Kate

Haha, and then what? ;)

[one-billion-years-dungeon]

All I know is I've not been on tumblr in at least a year and suddenly I'm getting daily follows from almost exclusively porn blogs. Wtf

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[forgetmeparanoia]

beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[silentreadinghour]

my third grade teacher said i would never amount to anything but i got a 1750cp vaporeon controlling the gym at my old school that he teaches at so i guess i proved him right

[silentreadinghour]

[vampirezigzagoon]

When you pass someone on the street who's also playing Pokémon Go

[bestofpokemongo]

How I see pidgeys at this point

[crustai]

Wisconsin GOP Passes Bill Banning Poor People From Buying Shellfish, Potatoes And Ketchup

Wisconsin Republicans are following through with their plan to be the cruelest state in the nation when it comes to the way poor people are treated.

This is horrifying and gross, because the list includes:

Cranberry sauce and pie filling. (Poor people can forget about making dessert for Thanksgiving dinner.)

Creamed vegetables

Baked beans

Pickles

Pork and beans

Frozen veggies that come in packages featuring pasta, nuts, rice, cheese, or meats

French fries and hash browns

Sharp cheddar cheese, Swiss, and fresh mozzarella, shredded and sliced cheeses (except American cheese of course), cheese food, spreads, and products. Even Kosher cheese is banned unless you apply to get a specific check for it which basically could identify who the poor Jewish people are. (This is really gross and skeevy because of how this is isolating Jewish people and outing them.)

Canned peas and green beans

Albacore tuna, red salmon, and fish fillets

Bagels, pita bread, English muffins

White rice and wild rice

Taco shells

Almond, rice, goat, and soy milk.

Brown eggs and any eggs produced by cage-free or free range chickens, which basically helps corporate chicken farms

Several kinds of infant food

Anything in bulk

Anything organic or natural

[canetonn]

here’s the list, for anyone who’s skeptical like i am. it’s on a real-ass government-ass website. i am, tbh, disgusted.

[crustai]

Thanks for the link. That is horrifying and disgusting. 

The list is actually worse- no peanuts, SEASONINGS, SOUPS, any canned beans, WHITE RICE, anything organic or natural, and anything like lactose free/kosher milk, or anything that might be necessary to a religious group or someone with conditions such as celiac or lactose intolerance basically have to fill out forms which singles them out based on health/religious reasons. 

This is really, really gross. 

[chalkdustmemory]

Is it just me or did they basically rule out basically all the cheapest and easiest to prepare food? Because that is bullshit.

[bibliophilicwitch-archive]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[feministsocialistmom-deactivate]

I have food stamps in a different state and this list is essentially my grocery just when I go to the store. These are easy to prepare, quick, filling meals and most of them have a long shelf life and can be stored for emergencies or of you use up your food stamps before the end of the month. This is absolutely a blatant act of violence against poor families and I hope it continues to gain more national outrage.

[flyingflotsam]

Wait. What? How? Why? Huh?

[avilociraptor-deactivated202106]

They… They can’t buy potatoes?! Which has more potassium than a banana?! Or nuts?! Which are the best blend of magnesium, calcium, protein, and healthy fats that nature ever made?!

I don’t… I don’t understand. There is no way this is concerned with poor people’s nutrition at all.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

So what are they allowed to buy on food stamps?  Boiled air?

[lyricwritesprose]

Interesting fact number one: Wisconsin is a state with a large number of Hmong immigrants, or people of Hmong descent.  I believe that only Minnesota has a larger Hmong population.

Interesting fact number two: the first words that come up when I google for “Hmong cuisine” are these: “The Hmong staple food is white rice …”

[resting-meme-face]

How the fuck…can you deny the poor…rice and beans. Rice and beans are essential fucking staples for poor people. They can be bought in bulk. They are high in nutrition. They last a long fucking time. 

Oh, but wait…THEY DON’T ALLOW POOR PEOPLE TO BUY IN BULK.

What is their logic to this? Because all I see here is, “punishing poor people for being poor.” There is NO FUCKING REASON for this. Most of these items cannot remotely be considered ‘luxury.’ To ever deny the poor to buy CANNED or BULKED GOODS is just…mind-blowingly terrible. When I have money, I buy things in bulk for when I don’t…I just…what?!

[sheepdyke]

How the hell do you make it illegal for poor people to buy food? This is so wrong and disgusting.

[glitterpill]

Given the number of extremely cheap items on the list it looks like a way to discourage people from even using food stamps and either scraping together money for food somehow, or relying on private charities.

Is there any single fund or movement to supply food banks in Wisconsin with food specifically from that list in large amounts?  

[rocketmermaid]

THIS IS BLATANT CLASS WARFARE AND EVERY DECENT HUMAN BEING SHOULD BE DISGUSTED BY IT.

[ceescedasticity]

…they’re micromanaging it down to brands and explicitly ban high fiber wheat bread and low fat peanut butter. What the fuck. How the fuck did they disguise this as anything but… spitefulness.

The cheery brightly colored format at that link makes it worse.

[manyblinkinglights]

Welcome to my state, welcome to my Minnesotan family constantly enticing me to move out of my state. My uncle’s gf’s daughter would have died from her asthma if she stayed here, probably. Moved to Minnesota and now the rescue inhalers that keep her alive are, I think, free to her. Gotta stay and vote in those local elections, though, I guess.

[purified-zone]

w…hat?

[pandalana-art]

The Pines family

[bogleech]

“LIFE HACK lie to your spouse and ruin your things!”

[regularlesbian]

what the fuck is wrong with straights

[luxwing]

why the fuck do straight people hate being honest with each other

[sauvamente]

This is so childish and unnecessary, I hope she left

[vagabond-song-deactivated202107]

Tip for young brides: Hate cooking? “accidentally” spill too much arsenic in the dinner.

[gyulesbian-remade-deactivated20]

💫💫💫

[deeplylearning]

I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

[justaquickquestion]

Plane tickets almost always do this!

[lmaodies]

PLANE TICKETS DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME 

When you’re looking for plane tickets and waiting for prices to drop, ALWAYS clear your cookies beforehand and switch between browsers. A friend of mine was looking for a flight and getting prices that were the CHEAPEST at $800-1000, I sent her a link for a round trip that was like $495, and it read as $900 on her computer because she had been hounding the airline site. 

[mugglesofficial]

alternatively: avoid all this headache by using incognito when shopping for plane tickets, text books, etc

[captocie]

Hotel rooms are notorious for this, as well. Just like, go on incognito mode to look at these sites, saves u a lot of time & hassle.

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh I ain’t never know dis thank you man

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[will-write-for-food]

It’s 2016. I should be able to text the ghostbusters.

[beaujes]

i’m gunna snapchat them the ghosts with the dog filter on them

[love-personal]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episode

[tamamoland]

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20150]

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

[memyselfandhate]

what

[tofuvi]

huddle.

[emmaupland]

I am amazed

[acidinthesnow]

I love how she doesn’t even engage him and he still goes off as though she had literally spat in his face. Pick your battles, man

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

This is completely horrifying.