[Video Description: A parody of the song “No Children” by The Mountain Goats, from the perspective of an Among Us imposter. The video begins with the title “No Amongus Babys” as synth music begins to play. The video show various Among Us screenshots and lyrics with typos and emoticons. The lyrics are:
“I hope that our small surviving crew
Gives up on trying to catch us.
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to throw off all the proof they attached us.
I hope the wires we mended
Start an electrical fire!
And I hope we disable the light fixture, I hope the impact is dire.
And I hope the reactor a few rooms from here
Someday blows up;
And I hope that the broken airlock funnels me into space,
And I never come back to this ship again!
In my life
I hope I lie,
And tell everyone you were a crewmate.
And I hope you’re sus…
I hope we’re both sus.”
[Music break, and as the words “lalalallalalallla yayyy” sparkle on screen]
“I hope I murder a witness tomorrow,
I hope they bleed all day long.
Our crew says there’s no one to trust but ourselves,
We know too well they’re not wrong!
I hope we sabotage quickly,
I hope the tasks aren’t over,
I hope you vent before I do,
I hope we never get voted.
And I hope when you vouch for me days down the line…
You can’t find one true thing to say.
And I hope that if I kill and I self-report,
You’d let me just dig my own grave.
I’m in medbay…
I am faking a task.
You are coming down with me,
Scan in unloveable scan.
And I hope you’re sus
I hope we’re both sus!”
The lyrics end, with the glittery text “i love among us”. The rest of the text flashes in with cheesy effects, which read:
“i’m noctude
this one goes out to kal cabbagegunk
he gets prophecies when feverish
about among us
its normal”. End VD]
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