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[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[robbieglaepur]

Robbie disguised as Sportscandy is one of the best things I have ever seen in my life 

[phantomrose96]

“Cook at home to save money” sounds all well and good until you get a little too into it and suddenly you’re bookmarking recipes that call for The Preserved Grace of God and that shit is $13 at the specialty store

[akaanir-of-starfleet]

#in my experience the tipping point isn't the preserved grace of god but - well. when you start branching out into other food cultures. #suddenly you've got to source the grace of god and also the mercy of allah and also a jewish conception of repentance #that's really only sold at small local grocers. and then you're trying to translate websites written in bengali or cantonese #and attempting to figure out whether you can use butter instead of ghee to achieve dharma. #don't even get me into woks vs. censers. (via @notbecauseofvictories)

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[ros-sauce]

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

[kangamommynow]

And that something should be fixable

[teaboot]

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[dc9spot]

Babarian World Tree❌

Babarian Christmas tree ✔️

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[c3rvida3]

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

[c3rvida3]

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[ahmaedworld1]

Hello friends, I hope you are all well.،💗🥹

I hope you will look upon my situation with compassion and kindness,🥺

🚨Please remember that every $10 = 111 Norwegian kroner,🍉

. My house has been completely destroyed, and I am now homeless and living on the streets.😔😭

We are living without shelter in the streets, in the bitter cold and rain. Our limbs are freezing.⛈️😭

We are shivering, searching for a tent to protect us from the winter cold and rain. Please help me provide a tent and blankets to keep my children warm.🚨😭💔

Your help means so much to me. 💔💔💔💔

Donate to Help me secure a decent life for my children amidst the dest, organized by Ayman Family

My name is Ayman, and I am a father of ten children. Since th… Ayman Family needs your support for Help me secure a decent life for my child

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[90-ghost]

Don’t forget this family from your support

[ahmaedworld1]

Please don't abandon my family. Help me, donate, share. 🙏😭

Don't forget, every 111 kronor equals $10.

[unspeakablehorror]

The Ayman family is vetted by 90-ghost, as shown in the reblog from him above.

[unspeakablehorror]

Nour told me today that she needs to collect $3000 for shelter, medication, and other essentials for her family. Please help her collect the money!

[meadow-dot-7z]

Magical girl transformation where I look exactly the same by the end except my posture and speech are different and I have to be reminded of several details on the conversation we just had

[meadow-dot-7z]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[dailycatsblog]

[catfairymeow]

How season 5 should have gone