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Listen, I’ll be honest, if he looked like he did in 2022 and he was my husband? I would make sure people knew I was Mrs. Evans, but now? I’m like who is this man.
That’s Bob now, the version we see. He’s not the catch he used to be. Aging isn’t the issue, we all do it, but somewhere along the way this whole stunt exposed something different about him. He mansplains everything, like he’s trying too hard to sound intellectual. I don’t think he’s stupid, but the overcompensation makes him come across as condescending. It’s almost like he’s become everything we once thought he wasn’t.
about Chris Evans and Alba Baptistas PR Relationship: a few important notes
1. the fake baby
Chris Evans and Alba Baptista allegedly had a child. And yes, allegedly. While its not unusual for actors to keep their kids out of the internet and the spotlight, actors or singers atleast share proof that makes it indeniable to doubt the existence of their child, or perhaps a marriage. Even Millie bobby brown who adopted a Child, said (and im really glad she did so) that she‘ll keep the child from the internet and not capitalize it for her own profit. And while people wouldnt also know if she really had a child now or not, theres actual Footage of Paparazzi showing MBB and her child, and Jon Bon Jovi literally talking about it in a Brief Statement. (Alba was also literally seen in august, flat stomach‘ed, drinking and vaping.)
And LETS BE FOR REAL NOW: Alba Baptista is a young, cheerful woman who used to love sharing activities with her friends, and family on her social Media. Perhaps maybe she wouldnt have shown her child either, but she wouldnt have HID herself THE WHOLE TEN MONTHS. and she surely would share those clichee kinda „welcome baby“ posts to prove she actually has a child. The Birth Certificate could easily be a fake, you can buy the exact same online and about it: you cannot say the child is born in Portugal then days later have a certificate of Massachusetts. the story makes no sense and TMZ would never post something online without approval since they‘d never risk a lawsuit from celebrities. Alba was all the time in Portugal while Chris was in the US.. like hows that work?! Mental manifestation? Its sad that people simply believe tabloids instead of waiting for proof but i guess in this Chat GPT depending and italian Brainrot era, stop thinking independantly..
2. Is their marriage real?
I dont mind, if its real or not personally - yes the age difference is odd when you consider Chris evans called Tom Holland WHOS LITERALLY OLDER than Alba a child.. and the fact alba could be his daughter.. wellp. Men, especially celebrities often date younger women and use them for children. Nothing new, in Hollywood or the 20th Century.
But theres only a few pictures of them online, and its always the same season adjusted pictures. No paparazzi pics.. thats suspicious. Like, cmon. Also the fact „guests“ had to sign papers to not lose a word about the „wedding“… ah.. as if he knew it would be odd to marry a woman that potentually could be his daughter… yeah no. Or he did it so people wouldnt speak up about the bs? Signing fake marriage certificates or maybe noone at all, since it might only be a venue and no actual wedding. Remember: no proof it happend? WE DONT BELIEVE. Its like with aliens or bigfoot. No proof; no one to believe they‘re real.
3. Chris & his Team cleansing Albas Image
She has a history with porn, accept it.
Nobody accidently clicks on „+“, selects a video (or even makes those typa videos like wtf yall p-rn addicts of a society?!!) and „accidentally“ posts the video by passing the edit screen.. and clicking on upload. And yes, She has racist kinda eugenic typpa shit people in her friendlist and never seperated herself from her friends sayings. but of course that makes no good housewife and baby cannon, eh? The attempt to cleanse her image is pretty hitleresque‘ not gonna lie, but the internet never forgets as we know.
Chris evans shitshow = ruining a career?
NO. Allthough people love to claim that criticizers of Chris Evans and Alba Baptistas PR Lies ruin their careers; rest assured, its not so. Majority of the Accounts that criticize Chris right now, still repost gifs, hcs or other related types of content of him on tumblr. criticizing a person also doesnt mean that people also boycott characters an actor has or will portray. Many people still like him as for example Steve Rogers or Johnny Storm and would welcome a comeback from him in those roles even when disagreeing and criticizing Chris Evans to the current moment. You just have take a look at the tumblr accounts and literally will see lots of support towards Chris Evans even when same said people disagree with his actions and try to uncover the truth, contradictions and lies of him.
Chris Evans and Alba baptista - NO MATTER WHOS RESPONSIBLE, Alba, Chris, Chris PR Team, lying to fans or keeping them in suspicion isnt how a star treats a fan. Fans are THE ONLY REASON why Stars are even successful. Without their support, fan content, promotions and discussions, a star or a show/movie would never be as big and popular as it is now. Chris Evans‘ fans are solely disappointed in how he treats his fans and yet can find sleep at night. Many celebrities have gotten away with these lies. And they all shouldnt be allowed to get away with lies, cleansed images and hidden truths behind matters. Lets be glad, humankind doesnt nod off everything a celebrity does anymore. Lets be glad, some people start to question stars again. We make 'em big, we also send 'em home again.
4. jealousy?
OKAY, i get it, some people are very Parasocial. At first they only simp for a character.. and soon imagine themselves with the literal actors and digging a huge, dark rabbithole they cant and probably dont want to get out of. And yes, thats sick, pathetic and absolutely pitiful - and people like that exist but dont worry those losers know they are pathetic, theres no need to bully people and rub it in to people. But theres also a handful of people who arent s•xless, parasocial losers who fantasize of a celebrity, people who only try to uncover the truth about what celebrities often do: fool and lie to their fans on the internet.
It doesnt matter whether you believe Chris or not, everyone has the right to express their opinion on matters and be respected. You dont have to like them, you dont have to love them. But you have to let them be. Maybe the gossip accounts are right, maybe they‘re wrong. but let them be. everyone is allowed to express their thoughts and conspiracies.
No way yalls complain about Censorship, Filters, Strict Guidelines, Cookies, or politicans like Hitler and Donald Trump and then in the same breath do what they did too; try to prohibit people from expressing an opinion different than theirs, different than yours. Try to get rid off people who think and question things. Very Hitleresque.
People dont hate Chris or alba; they hate their actions. differentiate. think actively. Never believe celebrities. They dont like you, know you, they will not care about you. They only want their fans to function as manchurian candidates that blindly follow celebrities words and destroy freedom of speech and individual thinking. Never believe things without solid proof. Be smart. Think for yourself. Defend only yourself. attack celebrities for trying to seperate their fandom and cause mayhem. but never be a fool and trust and believe stars blindly.
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Few of the Materialists reviews. Celine can blame everyone, but the reality is she is responsible. She wrote this. I can't believe people at the studio were like, "Yes! Finally, a romcom that will get an Oscar!" Acting was bad. From everyone. The story was toxic. No character development. Looooong scenes. There was nothing funny in it. Her idea of love is not realistic. Going after poor guy is fine if he isn't a 40+ years old child.
Dakota better end up alone. What a terrible person. Materialist indeed. If they'll romanticize it I swear. It's like Ghosted creep alll over again. Pray for Pedro.
So... Valeu Natalina is not really a thing in Portuguese... and it's a Brazil Portuguese thing. Not Portugal Portuguese. And it started as a joke on internet... so he was basically tricked into a joke and thought he was actually speaking real Portuguese...
Poor guy, he's trying so hard to learn! He didn't even realized he was speaking non sense
Expressão toma conta das redes sociais durante o Natal e remete a vídeo do humorista Diogo Defante; entenda o que quer dizer "valeu, Natalin
CHRIS & ABBA’S LATEST PR STUNT & THE VISIBLE ENDGAME OF THE PR STRATEGY or… “WILL YOU JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY? IT HAS BEEN TWO FREAKING YEARS”…
Recap of recent events:
Yesterday was the premiere of Red One in Berlin. Go Germany. Chris didn’t walk the red carpet before Dwayne as he was supposed to, arrived late with his wife, walked the carpet (after almost missing it) without her, played with the precious very ostentatiously for the cameras, she and Chris shared a moment together as they hugged and she gave him a look of... disgust(?). Then they were filmed sitting together for the movie and Chris seemed angry/pissed(?) at her as he gestures, seemingly does a nervous tick by pressing on his glasses and she rolls her head… #couplegoals LOL
Side note: kudos to the PR agent sitting next to Abba for her clapping as it seemingly helped indicate to her she was supposed to applaud her loving husband and also served as miraculous blocking from this angle, to show us only what they want us to see.
She was always going to be there…
I have been asked many times if I thought Abba would show up at the premiere. And I always answered that I was 50/50 on the matter. When we learned that it was actually Justin who arranged that podcast for her, I was leaning towards no. Because why would she feel the need to go on a podcast no one asked for, if she was going to get the exposure of a big Hollywood premiere soon, right? Then we got the Avengers’ PR stunt where they endorsed Kamala Harris and Chris was flashing his ringless hand so ostentatiously. And then I immediately thought, of course she will there. Her saying her marriage year was terrible coupled with his non wearing his wedding ring was meant to manipulate his fans into thinking the end was near and like always to add shock value to their next PR stunt.
And of course she was going to be there, this is actually a big part of why he did this PR stunt in the first place. He wanted the world to know he was a married man and there is no better platform than a Hollywood event to push a narrative… even when you push it as discreetly as you can so that you don’t offend your fandom and the general public any further…
Why did we get a remake of what happened at the Ghosted premiere and what does this mean?
If people remember the Ghosted Premiere, they did not walk together as they infamously made their red carpet debut for the Vanity Fair party. At the time, I theorized that the reason they didn’t was because they wanted to ease his fans in as they knew there was quite a lot of backlash from his fans but also from the general public. I still think that was the case but it’s even more obvious after today’s stunt, as this was a win-win for Chris. He gets to sell the married man brand he is craving so desperately while putting his kinda wife in a corner. Go Berlin! She gets to come but has to make sure she is not seen too much as her presence could offend his fans and a part of the general public and more importantly have an impact on his movie’s box office and his career more generally speaking. And look how his “fans” take this as a victory…
But it’s not, it’s just more manipulation and gaslighting on Chris and his team’s part.
Because clearly all the content of the 2 of them was not meant for the general public but destined to his fandom. And as you can see they didn’t make it to the Just Jared article this time. But they did get to sell the “we are real and private/we are just PR” narrative. Badly like always because it’s the point.
But now we finally get a clearer sense of why Abba felt the need to go on a podcast no one cared about for the first edition of a small festival that got little to no media coverage! She is basically reduced to a prop that has basically no voice or agency but is taken out for minimal lowkey PR stunts when it’s absolutely necessary. But since she a Nazi sex worker, I am guessing we should all be ok with this. But more on that later.
The latest appearance of the precious ring and its use from a PR standpoint…
I have already discussed the ring profusely and even recently when he went to the walk of fame for Kevin Feige. Here are a couple of posts where I give my 2 cents about it.
For people who aren’t aware, Chris was just interviewed on Access Hollywood where he is promoting his dog food brand and talking about his w
HIS WEARING THE RING AT THE CON
Reposting because of course, he was wearing his ring at the con.
But there was no more suspense when the L
Before I dive into the latest shenanigans with the precious, it’s important to note that playing with wedding rings is very “in” right now. And so what Chris did last night was textbook CAA. Just look at what Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck recently did with theirs or even more ridiculously how Dakota flashed her engagement ring during an arranged papwalk.
Here you can see a video of Chris with the very purposefully loose ring:
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As people have pointed out, the ring is way too big, isn’t it? And clearly that’s the whole point since it feeds the “it’s only PR” narrative, isn’t it? But that’s not even the most interesting part about this little clip. Look at where the fans are on this video, then pay closer attention to the camera placement. Can you see how much emphasis the person who is filming (not a fan) is putting on the loose ring and how CURATED this all is?
And now look at Chris playing with his ring so naturally and organically (sarcasm) as the photographers are taking his picture.
They want you to see it, they are showing it to you, as ostentatiously as it gets. Even when Chris plays the game of “hide the ring”, it is to draw more attention to it while trying to gain sympathy from fans who are so desperate to see a glimmer of regret in his demeanor.
Very quick recap of recent events: Some very staged pics of Chris & Abba in Lisbon surfaced yesterday at approximately the same time, hours
The programmed obsolescence of Team Real/Team PR and the endgame of the PR strategy
I have discussed months ago, how this strategy of “divide and conquer” which was symbolized by the discourse and fighting between Team Real and Team PR was just a starting point. A PR strategy can only be understood and appreciated when it can be analyzed in the long run. Those 2 trolling teams were the loud extremist voices that were obnoxious and repulsive enough (in their tone or rhetoric) to drive fans away from them and the narratives they were selling, paving the way for the more reasoned and rational Team Middle. I wrote a post about it if you want to check it out.
It has been widely discussed how trolls/plants are used in a PR strategy to drive certain narratives. Social platforms such as Tumblr, LSA a
As Team PR and team Real have become completely redundant, all that is left is the narrative Team Middle are pushing. Notice how they purposefully keep blurring the line to disorient (classic manipulation tactics by the way) and make people accept what they are selling. And today they might distract you with the loose ring, the presence of her relatives, the not walking the red carpet together or taking pictures together (but just you wait for the NY premiere as it is just around the corner), their bad body language around each other, the awkwardness and coolness of their exchanges, her cheap outfit while he is dressed in designer clothes by his scientologist and rapist apologist stylist, or they will point out as over the top and fake he was in his reactions at the premiere and I could go on and on… All of this is true BUT it is all a distraction and misdirection.
As they have pointed out repeatedly, it has been two years, so you should just accept it or move on. The fandom no longer needs your services if you are not capable of enjoying the content they “so kindly” provide for you. They will feed you the crumbs showing how fake it is to appease you and to distract from Chris’ complicity and manipulation as long as you behave.
The seemingly counterintuitive promoting of this girl by plants, their vicious trolling and what purposes it serves..
So many plants allegedly hate Abba but talk about her constantly. The amount of attention she is getting from them seems incommensurable. Like posting her numbers religiously or obsessing about what she is wearing and so forth.
If it weren’t for them we would hear very little about her. For example, we would have known she was going to do a podcast in her home country only after she posted about it and not a long time before hand. It's also important to note that most of the time she is mentioned, it is in a very negative way as they usually make fun of her and humiliate her. As you know, “there is no such thing as bad publicity”. But in this instance, it’s interesting to ask ourselves why and also what purposes it serves more specifically.
Well, I have just mentioned that bad publicity is still publicly, but another key rule is: know your audience. And obviously Chris’ fandom dislikes her so intensely that talking about her in a negative way, showing animosity towards her is the smart approach to gain the trust of his fans you want to manipulate. The goal here is to paint her as an absolute villain. I am not defending her by the way as she is an awful person but she has 0 power in this story but she makes for a hell of a scapegoat in this shitshow. And indeed, people can easily project all of their disappointment, anger and negative emotions onto her in order to soothe their frustration.
You see the industry makes you do things you don’t want to do if you let it, talent agencies are as unethical as it gets and will play an awful game if you let them, the PR wife that you selected (or agreed on) might be a POS… but at the end of the day, it’s all a reflection of your own choices and of who you are…
NB: special thanks to friends and mods who provided me with content and shared with me their smart observations. If I don’t thank you by name it’s to protect you from being blocked LOL
Everything about him is staged/rehearsed. He was acting way too much at this premiere, and interesting he was around his fans a lot more compared to other times. Usually he almost ignores them, or he he is 'too busy' I think thats an excuse for him to not interact with is fans. This time he was around them a lot more, and I dont think its natural. He is doing it on purpose to gain fans again since he lost so many.
THE ONE WHERE SHE SOLD THE SAME NARRATIVE AS HER KINDA HUSBAND…
Recap of recent events: Abba Batista went to the Tribeca Film Festival in Lisbon this past weekend, where she also participated in a podcast set up by her soulmate Justin to talk about her miserable 2023, her need to be forgotten and the toxicity of social media among other topics…
Many mods have been focusing on the outrageousness and hypocrisy of her claims, seemingly missing the main point of what she said. Although, I strongly suspect that some and more precisely Team blogs have done so purposefully for misdirection. Clearly she did what she was supposed to do well enough. Let’s take a look at what objectives this podcast served.
ATTENTION
The main reason, she went to this festival and did that podcast is for attention and clout. Despite the grotesque claim she wants to be forgotten, she went to a Festival where she had no movie to promote and did a podcast her soulmate arranged himself.
Sidenote: whether CAA had a hand in her being there or not is beside the point because clearly they could have shut it down if they had chosen to.
ENGAGMENT
What she said seems to have angered quite a few people. I won’t go into details as many mods have already discussed it profusely. But I will say it was likely the whole point because enraging and riling people up was meant to make them more involved and create more engagement for them. And clearly, her latest contribution seems to have awoken a decimated and exhausted fandom after having been the victim of manipulation, trolling, gaslighting and demonizing.
SEEDS FOR A BUA
Not coincidentally, she painted a picture very similar to what Chris did back in July when he gave all those interviews for the dog food brand.
For people who aren’t aware, Chris was just interviewed on Access Hollywood where he is promoting his dog food brand and talking about his w
Remember when he implied she was depressed and Dodger had to comfort her. She basically sold the same narrative, minus the dog and planting the seeds for their separation. I am not saying a break up announcement is imminent by the way. Who knows when it will come but the seeds are there, aren’t they? Her being lonely and miserable away from her home country! Her being a victim of fan toxicity! I have written a post about how fans will likely take the blame for the separation as well. Unfortunately the toxic fan narrative has been pushed by Chris, his family, his team and even by… Nicole Yvette Brown.
Recently an article regarding Abba’s near ”abduction” story resurfaced, or I should say was reposted. It seemed pretty random of course. But
In the last few days, we have had quite a lot of Chris content: the award video, the one for the Olympian, the 2 pics including the one that’s so very clearly photoshopped while the other is allegedly very recent.
The most important observation regarding this latest barrage of content is that Chris has looked extremely different (weight, hair color/length, beard color/length, practical hat to conceal hair) on those 4 occasions which is definitely not organic whereas the release of content has been very meticulous and purposeful.
Reminiscent of another stunt…
By the way doesn’t it ring any bell? Doesn’t it remind you of the pics of them in Lisbon that were released just before his con in Seattle? One looked real but was probably old while the other with Joana and a guy who had his hand on Alba’s ass looks ridiculously photoshopped.
Purposeful disorienting content and classic manipulation technique
This content has clearly been disorienting on purpose and this is likely enabling them to achieve a couple of goals.
The first objective is to get people to talk and to keep them engaged. Desperate, much?
We have Team Real and Team PR fighting over what is real or not, what is recent or not as they are trying to keep you distracted and entertained.
Disorienting people is also used in order to make sure people stop asking questions. When people can’t make sense of something that clearly doesn’t make any sense, they just stop trying to figure it out. And then they will be more prone to believe whatever bullshit they are being fed.
A LOT OF CHRIS’ RECENT PR ISSUES ACTUALLY FALLS ON HIM…
I won’t go as far as some plants from Team Middle/Real who have defended the unfamous talent agency as CAA has proved to be as shady as it gets and that’s putting it mildly but a lot of Chris’ current issues PR wise can be attributed to his own doing and likely input. And I am not even talking about the fact that Chris has signed off on all of this PR rebranding and the tactics used to achieve it since he is the client and actually pays for their expertise and services.
The cringe and alienating content they shoved down our throats…
Some people have drawn the parallel between Chris and Alba’s shitshow with Seb’s former shitshow with Ale, and rightfully so. As clearly, CAA’s stamp is all over some of the content they shoved down our throats. Here are a few examples of pictures that show all the similarities.
However I would argue that the scare videos were very probably Chris and Scott’s idea. And it sure was a good idea originally. During Covid, so many celebrities were desperate to stay in the public eye and their scare videos were a cute way to get some good attention as this banter between two siblings living together during hard times was quite entertaining. At least it was for a while until it felt quite forced. It is still puzzling to me that anyone (Chris?) thought it would be a good idea to have him do the same thing with Alba. As if the dynamic between 2 romantic partners resembled the dynamic existing between two siblings? How didn’t anyone say that the optics of an immature middle aged man play silly games with his teenage looking girlfriend were not only atrocious but humiliating for both participants? And the general public deserved a lot better than this horrifying & badly acted spectacle that turned a lot of people against them right from the start.
The duplicity of playing the victim card to feed the discourse/save face with his fans
I have already talked about this aspect profusely in several posts including these:
The PR spin
Some mods have been writing that the recent papwalk of Chris and Abba was staged (which it clearly was by the way), Jesal the t
Very quick recap of recent events: Some very staged pics of Chris & Abba in Lisbon surfaced yesterday at approximately the same time, hours
Chris has been more than complicit in the little games that has been played at the expense of his fans. He might genuinely dislike her or be depressed but obviously he is an actor and he CAN act. And he did manage to do a much better job at selling their relationship at the Vanity Fair party for their debut when he wanted to for example. So of course, it’s safe to assume he has not only tried to feed the discourse but also tried to gain sympathy from his fans as he has looked purposefully miserable to the point where it was over the top. Do people remember the first pap pictures that were released when he was on the set of The Materialists? He looked so down, sour and miserable but it was short-lived as he then looked ridiculously happy and was smiling from ear to ear and laughing on the barrage of onset pictures we got afterwards. Ad nauseum I should add, which also shows how curated and manufactured it all was.
Side note: I believe that the backlash would not have been this extensive if Chris and Alba had both tried to sell the puppy love better but I suspect the relationship between them was always designed and meant to be controversial to give Chris some much needed edge. I might develop this aspect in another post.
The crisis of the signing of the inert object and the disastrous PR response
The crisis that resulted from John Cusack posting the picture of Chris signing an inert object was poorly handled to say the least and I suspect it falls exclusively on Chris, for the sole reason that a PR firm would have never handled that crisis in the way that it was done.
PR 101 tells us the steps you need to take when it comes to handling a PR crisis: acknowledge the issue, own it, apologize for it and then promise a better future. There was none of that here and I suspect it was because Chris didn’t want to apologize as he felt he had done nothing wrong. I won’t discuss his merits as it’s totally irrelevant but I will say that he should have kept quiet if he truly felt that way.
Because in the PR world, lame-ass apologies are worse than no apology. When the wife of a senate candidate rebuffs antisemitic claims by saying that one of their attorneys is a Jew… well, how can I put it? Not helpful! Drew Barrymore’s crying video after crossing the picket line? Not helpful and deleted! Ashton and Mila Kunis’ apology after defending convicted rapist and scientologist Masterson? Not helpful! However she is about to make a comeback in Knives Out 3 because this is Hollywood and nobody cares if you are a monster or a monster apologist.
To go back to Chris, he should have kept quiet about this issue because he not only drew more attention to the controversy but he also put even more emphasis on what he didn’t apologize for: his silence after being so vocal politically speaking and the backlash he received for associating with Nazis. Not a smart move.
And I suspect CAA did their best to help him by creating a much needed distraction as they basically sacrificed the movie The Materialists for good PR for Chris and Dakota, by releasing an unheard and unseen amount of onset pictures.
