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unhingedkorean

segel-sudeikis

meanderingmolly

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

mommacomms

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

andybeckerman

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

lookforanewangle

(via @to-a-merrier-world )

antennafarm

i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food. everyone has weird and bad or just odd food. brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices, and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today. its different

whitepeopletwitter

great-tweets

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

shaelit

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

whycantibeepbadoop

6th grader:

phrenotobe

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

smitethestate

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

imtotallystoked

Yikes

what-even-is-thiss

Whitehouse correspondents are some of the ballsiest people in the world especially in this day and age.

Imagine. Your job is to sit in front of the most powerful man in the country if not the world and interrogate him on national tv in front of god and everyone. And that man is both an idiot and hates everyone in your profession.

This guy probably went to college for journalism and clawed his way up through the industry for years to get to the point where he can be a whitehouse correspondent and is putting himself and potentially his coworkers and family in danger of being infected because he’s gotta leave the house every day to interrogate the people who work in the executive branch and report back to his news agency because that’s his frickin job even with confirmed cases on Capitol Hill. And then he asks a baseline simple question and the president calls him stupid.

What. Other response is there other than that? My god. I am just… so sorry for reporters during this time.

seongpinkhwa

reminder that biden wants to:

raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour

scrap past marijuana convictions

make college free for two years

increase the pay for teachers, particularly in underfunded schools

significantly increase taxes on the rich (both direct wealth taxes along with additional taxes on major corporations)

have universal background checks for firearm purchases

get us back into the paris agreement in order to switch to clean energy by 2035 (and his plan has been outlined already and the first few steps have been specified)

end the cocaine sentencing disparity (as it is deeply racist)

abolish the death penalty

support a government mandated 12 weeks of paid family leave for workers

eliminate private prisons

this man fully acknowledges the science behind climate change (unlike trump), wants to work to fix certain racist elements in american society (unlike trump), supports the lower and middle classes (unlike trump), is willing to put his money where his mouth is (unlike trump), and isn’t a full on fascist that ignores the global pandemic and takes the side of neo-nazis and white supremacists (unlike trump). biden is miles better than trump. is he the ideal candidate? no, but he is willing to work towards making the USA a more progressive place and that is the first step we need to take. vote blue.

almost-heroics

Sirius Black and 12 Minutes in Azkaban

brittany

Merlin | 5x03 - “The Death Song of Uther Pendragon”

trueloveistreacherous

The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Lesson/s

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

you know what bastille......when i close my eyes....it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all ...

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

prokopetz

Concept: a superhero whose civilian identity is five different people. Not like they’re a hive mind or they can duplicate themselves or anything – they’re just a group of five people who all have different powers but coincidentally wear roughly the same size costume, who’ve decided to team up and share the same heroic persona. As far as both the general public and the broader super-powered community know, they’re a single incredibly hard-working super with a bewildering variety of seemingly unrelated powers, except they only have access to any given power some of the time owing to complex criteria they refuse to adequately explain.

(Thus far they’ve been very careful to ensure that their heroic persona is never provably in two places at once, though honestly it’s only a matter of time; there’s some argument among the group whether to deal with that eventuality by coming clean, or by claiming that bilocation is also one of their powers.)

hazeldomain

Each of them has a different specific weakness. After a long and harrowing fight their Archnemesis discovers that the Hero’s vulnerable to silver. Three weeks later they’ve got the Hero wrapped head to toe in silver chains, only to have the super-strong Hero break out like it was toilet paper.

(That one’s allergic to bees, not silver.)

mystery-ink

The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Superhero Spandex

pleasestopandrew

kryptonians

I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?