curse u to do that criscross dance move forever

music - comics - ttrpgs - shitposts -known for nothing

[one2-2four]

you like noise?

here, take my noise.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[segamascott]

[skinilivein]

[lightningbuster]

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

[lakesbian]

[mysteriouslyseeing]

[ask-thevictim]

these are the og images

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

now I don't wanna ruin your vision of the fish but this is for science

[justnoodlefishthings]

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

[justnoodlefishthings]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

don’t over think it. don’t stress yourself out too much. it’s just sunday.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey so like omen

wise how are we doing. Are

we doing okay

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[one2-2four]

baby dracula: goo g' gaa

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

[ryall]

[catbountry]

I can see why some fishermen have like, groups of six Magikarp then.

[the-haiku-bot]

I can see why some

fishermen have like, groups of

six Magikarp then.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop