SubjectToChange

I needed something to do and this seemed fun.

[scottishtwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[capacity]

Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do

[regenerative-farming]

she killed it in Wizards of Waverly Place

[capacity]

She really did

[unfortunately-awake]

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats

[vergak]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Listen milfs and cougars are fundamentally different, and a mom can be a cougar. Milfs are women who are moms (or have mom energy) who are hot and rad. Cougars are older women who actively pursue younger people. Your hot 50 yr old mom who’s going after a 30 yr old is both a cougar and a milf. The other mom she’s friends with who is searingly attractive but not romantically active with younger people is only a milf. Your mom’s childless twin Vicky who likes the same dude is only a cougar.

how i feel receiving this ask

[teathattast]

[ginger-ale-official]

‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

[mydruggedthoughts]

[kittensnax]

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]

[ratkingreject]

mugs for you and your future self

[nopanamaman]

a

[zerodarkwolf]

im so glad i graduated

[misfit-toy-haven]

this is a fucking masterpiece