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Hello! I'm just starting out here in the land of Tumblr so don't expect too much from me. This is probably mostly gonna be a blog of art of my ocs, transformers stuff, dragons, and whatever else strikes my fancy. Thanks for visiting the dump, peace out nerds!

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trying to get your story together like:

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Explaining your story to a willing ear:

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“I really like your story! is there more?”

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“I like this character, is there more about them?”

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always this

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Me: Has just woken up, gone downstairs and is eating cereal for breakfast

My Phone:

:/

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Updated design for Blazetracks! I guess I’m just redoing everybody now.

I promise I’m working on the next chapter.

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So I was having a good time watching Spiderman FFH and at the end I was content, glad that I wasn’t going to walk out of the theater crying for a welcome change of pace. 

And then the mid credits scene.

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Also I’m glad Talos and the skrulls are doing okay, I was worried about them)

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Slightly new design for Dragonspark, since I learned how to draw robots better. The only thing that really changed  is her wing shape, which makes it difficult for her to sit down in most places. Thus she can be found perched on something (or someone) or just lying on her side or stomach a lot.

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Hey so it was really nice outside today and when I fed the chickens they were just so cute and peaceful. So I figured I would share with anyone who needs chicken therapy.

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So I updated my story.

For the first time since October...

sorry

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Happy Pride Month!!!

Yeah I know this is late but I wanted to wait until I had come up with something pretty meaningful to say. So here goes.

Today's world, honestly the world throughout history, has just been awful to you guys and I just want to apologize on behalf of that. I know that since I’m straight its not my place to take part in celebrations, so instead I’m just going to tell you all how incredibly proud of you all I am. People can be just terrible, and I am so proud of you guys for powering through, fighting back, and outlasting all the hate.

Terrible things have been done to you guys, and terrible things continue to happen, but you’re all powering through it and I admire that so much. As an ally I’m doing the best I can to support you guys, but you matter so much more than I do in this. 

I really wish I had more to say, but this is my salute to all of you. Heaven knows I can’t list all the sexualities and gender identities, and out of fear I might miss some I’ll just say that everyone out there deserves the world, and all of the kindness and respect in it. 

Real quick I did want to say that while I am trying my best to be a good ally, I accept that I may be doing some things wrong unknowingly, and I would ask you all to check up on me and tell me if I mess up. Thank you all in advance and I love you all.

So yes, happy pride month, celebrate who you are and embrace it, and know that I would give each and every one of you a hug or a hi-five if I could. Again, I’m so proud of all of you and wish you all the best.

Happy Pride

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OK so I got a story

Alright, so my Dad, brother and I were on vacation in Panama City Beach, at this great place called the Pier Park Mall. It was getting late so the crazy people who drive around and blast loud rap music from their cars were everywhere. We’re all standing around people watching and eating giant ice cream cones and people watching.

Then this bright yellow camaro drives by, really loud engine, and windows so tinted that you legitimately couldn’t see anyone inside. It might as well ACTUALLY been Bumblebee. Anyway it drove past us pretty slowly cause the traffic was awful, and it revved its engine at us and it sounded GREAT and also a bit scary. 

So my dad and I look at each other and I say the car looked a lot like Bumblebee, and we wonder why it revved at us so loudly. Probably a coincidence right? Then it hits me and I look down and I’m wearing my purple t-shirt with the freaking DECEPTICON INSIGNIA ON IT! I just kind of turn to dad and say, “I’m pretty sure that may have actually been Bumblebee.” 

So yeah that’s the story of how I was growled at by a transformer.

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What do you call my brother with his headphones on?

anyTHING YOU WANT HE CANT HEAR YOU

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Guys guess what!! So it snowed on my birthday again (like it does every year) but this time we had a full on blizzard AND MY SCHOOL CANCELED FINALS!!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Guys guys guys holy scrap

I drew these two OCs for my dad’s birthday, (Mecha-Jade, based on his Awesome 69 Corvette, and Silverfish, based on his Challenger) AND THEY LOOK SO GOOD!! (Well at least compared to my other stuff) 

So I can draw transformers that actually look like transformers now!!!!! I even experimented with some highlighting and shading and I think that went well too. Sorry for the complete and total narcissism but I am really impressed with myself for once. 

Thanks for hearing my short celebration rant, I should really get back to writing the story now. (And maybe these two will show up later) 

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REVIVE TFA!!!

Dreamcatcher says revive TFA

Birdie wholeheartedly agrees

Optimus says so too

Ratchet agrees, threatening to hit someone with a wrench

Bumblebee says please do it or Ratchet will hit me with a wrench

Bulkhead offers a painting as a reward

Megatron says do it or else bad things will happen

Blitzwing is just yelling about it

Jazz is bribing you with an adorable smile

Jetstorm and Jetfire are looking at you hopefully

Blurr is saying something we can’t understand but we’re sure he’s supporting us

Ultra Magnus says that it would be nice if you did

Sentinel was not invited to this meeting but he would agree with us

Lockdown vaguely and threateningly says ‘or else.’ everyone takes a step away from him.

Lugnut says it would please lord Megatron

Wreck-gar is writing a goofy song about it

Starscream gives a long winded explanation of why he would be the best in the new season

Prowl says please

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Hey guys

You all saw Maine in the newest episode right!? I’M SO HAPPY HE’S BACK (even if just for a moment) My son is back! My giant, terrifying, precious son!

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“Now that I have taken over Agent Maine, we can become The Meta and- What the hey?

*fire extinguisher noises*

*ahem* Allow me to present to you, a solution to the Meta problem before it starts. (I used my OC California but please feel free to substitute any freelancer in her place.)

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So my family went to New Zealand for spring break and it was awesome! Anyway, we get home from this warm, sunny paradise... and it immediately starts hailing. I hate this place 

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My Dad: *putting salsa on rice* I’m multicultural