Emo 🐾

ferret furry bassist

[oneremainingbraincell]

HAAIII!!!!

Intro post after 2 years! Go me! It's under the cut cause I don't want it to take up a lot of room :3

I hate myself a little more than usual right now, so I will warn you, I do bite.

I'm Henley or Emo, I'm a music student with a band- Insufferable Lacrosse

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I'm probably autistic and possibly adhd too, but who knows

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My pronouns are they/it, and I have a self described xenogender- I'm emocoric ferretgender, but usually I identify myself irl as non binary or gender fluid.

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I love music, especially Midwest emo- here's a full list of bands I listen to

Arctic Monkeys

Agabas

Avenged sevenfold

Bear ghost

Blink 182

Bring me the horizon

Bullet for my valentine

Car seat headrest

The cure

Dark divine

The darkness

Dinosaur pile up

Escape the fate

Fall out boy

Free throw

The front bottoms

Gang!

Garbage

Halestorm

Holding absence

Homestyle dinner rolls

I'm glad it's you

Insane clown posse

Joyce manor

Lacuna coil

Macseal

Marietta

Mayhem

Modern baseball

Mom jeans

My chemical romance

Oakwood

Paramore

Pierce the veil

Prince Daddy and the hyena

Rehash

Skiimo

Slaughter beach dog

Slipknot

Snow patrol

Sorority noise

Suicide machines

System of a down

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I like saw, markiplier, tadc, hazbin hotel, x files, top gear, and more I've defo forgotten

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I wanna make friends :) furries, emos, just everyone, and im defo not a minors dni account- I think that the Internet is a lifeline for a lot of people and I'm here to talk to anyone that needs to :3

[ecto-hazard]

love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[earhartsease]

the night mares will continue

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[oneremainingbraincell]

Netflix and chill but Netflix wasn't working so we put a markiplier complication on instead and ended up with a live reaction to us cracking 🤦‍♂️

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

[ultmateragnarok]

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[finalfrontierpsychiatrist]

The Cat fashion show: purples!

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[oneremainingbraincell]

My stomach hurts but there's thunder

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him