Emo 🐾

puppy bassist

[oneremainingbraincell]

HAAIII!!!!

Intro post after 2 years! Go me! It's under the cut cause I don't want it to take up a lot of room :3

I hate myself a little more than usual right now, so I will warn you, I do bite.

I'm Henley or Emo, I'm a music student with a band- Insufferable Lacrosse

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I'm probably autistic and possibly adhd too, but who knows

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My pronouns are they/it, and I have a self described xenogender- I'm emocoric ferretgender, but usually I identify myself irl as non binary or gender fluid.

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I love music, especially Midwest emo- here's a full list of bands I listen to

Arctic Monkeys

Agabas

Avenged sevenfold

Bear ghost

Blink 182

Bring me the horizon

Bullet for my valentine

Car seat headrest

The cure

Dark divine

The darkness

Dinosaur pile up

Escape the fate

Fall out boy

Free throw

The front bottoms

Gang!

Garbage

Halestorm

Holding absence

Homestyle dinner rolls

I'm glad it's you

Insane clown posse

Joyce manor

Lacuna coil

Macseal

Marietta

Mayhem

Modern baseball

Mom jeans

My chemical romance

Oakwood

Paramore

Pierce the veil

Prince Daddy and the hyena

Rehash

Skiimo

Slaughter beach dog

Slipknot

Snow patrol

Sorority noise

Suicide machines

System of a down

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I like saw, markiplier, tadc, hazbin hotel, x files, top gear, and more I've defo forgotten

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I wanna make friends :) furries, emos, just everyone, and im defo not a minors dni account- I think that the Internet is a lifeline for a lot of people and I'm here to talk to anyone that needs to :3

[shittysawtraps]

alright we all have to be honest with ourselves here: in the saw universe, is “jigsaw trap” a common bdsm scene setup. and if so how far is it taken. can you buy a prop circular saw at a sex shop. do people commission their own saw trap tapes for pleasure. was jigsaw someone’s sexual awakening. and will all of this be addressed in saw xi (which is x rated) or will I receive a strongly worded letter from lionsgate telling me to stop.

[bandalbitch]

my life feels like a terribly written angsty fanfic

[celtrist]

There's something about Alastor being really bad in bed despite being the most sexualized character in the fandom that humors me.

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Me in middle school: EWWW I'M NOT A FURRY!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE ANIMALS??? FUCKING CRINGE. I'M NOT CRINGE LIKE THAT!!! EWWW WHAT THE FUUUUCK WHY IS THIS PERSON WEARING CAT EARS EWWW JUST BE NORMAL EWWWWW

Me in college: the pubpy has somthing to say... wof wof... ue.. the world shouldn't be making pupies do homework liek this.. euh... arf arf euhh i just wamt a milkbone for all my tedious pupydog strugles... when am i gonna get scritches behind ma floppy pubbydoggie ears, man... i thimk... euh it's bellay rub time... !!!

[oneremainingbraincell]

Aww man i overslept and missed freaky femboy friday ☹️

[oneremainingbraincell]

Rawr

[oneremainingbraincell]

How many times do i have to wear a tail to be a real puppy

[oneremainingbraincell]

Dont forget me if i die, all i want is to have made a difference <3

[cheekyvank]

forgive me father for i have zoomed in on some images

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[oneremainingbraincell]

Guys should I kill myself

[oneremainingbraincell]

No, i don't think it does get better after all

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[oneremainingbraincell]

If you don't post on the band account like you've already made it, you're doing it wrong

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]