call me turnip

howdy im finley but you can call me turnip. pfp is by me i post art and random shit. current fandom(s): OMORI She-ra they/them have fun :)

[onesarcasticturnip]

just realized that I've never officially introduced myself sooo...

☆ hi- OneSarcasticTurnip; previously OneSarcasticMofo

☆ you can call me turnip or finley

☆ I go by they/them pronouns but I don't mind he/him

☆ I am a minor, so try to keep it relatively sfw

☆ I am LGBTQ, specificly non binary, panromantic, demiromantic, and asexual

☆ please try to keep convos lighthearted, I am uncomfortable in serious convos unless I bring it up

☆ I make art sometimes, so I might post some, but I'm mostly here to have fun and reblog things.

☆ I'll reblog pretty much anything!

☆ DNI: porn blogs, homophobes, transphobes, racists, zoophiles, antifurries, antitherian, yk basic dni's

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[onesarcasticturnip]

who's M

it was supposed to say me but I mistyped

[onesarcasticturnip]

ignore that I've been gone for like a year

BE FRIENDS WITH M ON POKEMON GO!!! I SEN GIFTS!!!! I NEE GIFTS CAUSE I KEEP USING ALL MY POKEBALLS!!!! CODE IS 426625130898!!!!! THIS IS A THREAT!!!! DO THIS NOW!!!!

edit: the code was wrong, it should work now!!!

[shadowseductress]

the intimacy of being silly together

[onesarcasticturnip]

:.|:;

what does this mean

[onesarcasticturnip]

I haven't posted on here in FOREVER (sorry pookies) but I need to ask, if I opened up commissions, would you get some? they would cost money but be very cheap, I'm thinking of having them cost Robux cause I don't have any other way to exchange money lol. I don't wanna make an official price sheet or anything yet cause idk if people would be interested, so please interact if you think it would be a good idea!

some examples of my art I think people might want to commission for:

this is a new art style I was trying out, so they all look the same but the commissions would have more variations lol. also don't mind the color choices, I forgot I had a filter on when I was drawing.

[onesarcasticturnip]

here's a (semi) official reference sheet for the style, incase anyone was ondering some of the unshown details from the example pieces.

(the perspective shots of the head were kinda rushed so don't mind some off lines that look unnatural)

[onesarcasticturnip]

I haven't posted on here in FOREVER (sorry pookies) but I need to ask, if I opened up commissions, would you get some? they would cost money but be very cheap, I'm thinking of having them cost Robux cause I don't have any other way to exchange money lol. I don't wanna make an official price sheet or anything yet cause idk if people would be interested, so please interact if you think it would be a good idea!

some examples of my art I think people might want to commission for:

this is a new art style I was trying out, so they all look the same but the commissions would have more variations lol. also don't mind the color choices, I forgot I had a filter on when I was drawing.

[dekusbrokenarms]

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

[branzy-craft]

WHOO I GOT QUEER AND DEAD

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

Queer but dead. Lmao

[lamina-tsrif]

[rileyh20]

I got Queer-coded!

@simp4diobrando

[thewineindiosglass]

Hkgkgkhehehhehe

@im-a-simp898 @d3l-t4co @durangomonkeh

@justa-opossum and anyone else

[justa-opossum]

WHAAA

How dare you

@rayofmfsunshine1201 @twisterino10 @frankiefridayyy

[frankiefridayyy]

heehee :3

open tags bc i have to go soon

[elusiveillusions]

Just in a homoerotic relationship with your best friend

ofc i got that I keep randomly sitting on @ap0110xd ’s lap in the middle of lunch

@ap0110xd do you think this makes sense also YOU DO IT TOO NOW

[ap0110xd-deactivated20250219]

firstly, yes it makes very sense I’m deadass not surprised.

secondly, IM ONLY QUEER IN THE DAMN BOOKS?!? WTF HAPPENED IN THE DAMN MOVIES?????????

also idk if Kirby has been tagged soooo

@kirbyhasadhd77

[elusiveillusions]

hUH ONLY IN THE BOOKS???????? NO THAT IS FALSE YOU ARE A FUCKIGN BAG OF SKITTLES BRO

@pepsi-overdose @ra9d011 @evry1h8s-me @kirbythesixth @winnie-likez-starz @aiden-aka-neru @rins-batcave @riverz-pawz @riverx0x0x @wormwhichdrinkspepsi @w3r1d0 @thesoph @lil-toastie-boi @yourlocaltboy @splatting-stampede @sleepyezzy @zombi3catxd @yippymutt

[yourlocaltboy]

queer but dead

thats the plot of the book i just finished lmao

@charmsandchurros151 @st4rboyloser @mintgreen-homewrecker @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @telemachus-blackwood @alwayssirius09 @noahisgay-blog @xerussquirrel

[mintgreen-homewrecker]

i was hoping i wouldn’t get it but i kinda figured

@amazing-spiderlad @that1transmasc @morphean42 @cornflakesinchocolatemilk @maydayintheforest @silly-goose-27 @aikya-kat-44 @the-nauseabeforethegame

[quanta-44]

What can I say, the books are always better than the movies

Open tags =D

[carmhumblebee]

@skysaphirree @polluxhunt @papercute @xerith-42 @n1c0l4ssss @nicholaskyleedwards

[polluxhunt]

..

FUCK-

@onesarcasticturnip @idiot-mushroom @thebearme @startheskelaton

[onesarcasticturnip]

cannonicly queer! very true i am always gay :3

@justazebra @decaffeinatedpaperobject @f1nleystarz @twigthedoodler

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[azurecanary]

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

[nimthirielrinon]

No one tagged me, but I want to play!

@arcanetrivia @jonairadreaming @rubenesque-as-fuck @iwilleatyourenglish

@kamikazequail

[jonairadreaming]

Thanks for the tag @nimthirielrinon !

No pressure, at your leisure, tagging: @cactus-genome, @bossboudicca, @eternally-conflicted, @koriginaladdict, @know-the-way, @dontcallmebymyusername and anyone else who feels like playing :)

[cactus-genome]

This was a lot of fun, thanks for the tag!

No pressure tagging

@baxieblur-turnip @driftingballoons @aromantyczno-liryczna @navismegaphone @blessed-pizza and anybody else who wants to join in!

[baxieblur-turnip]

Love this picrew, thanks for the tag! :D

np tags: @aroace-elgyem @anton-exe @anabetel35 and anyone else :)

[onesarcasticturnip]

hey hi I made me :3

tags: anyone idc :P

[scruffy-bunny]

Saw this on a emkay video and thought i bring this to tumblr out of boredom

Here's mine:

Tags because I'm bored lol @ilikepokemon-notyou @not3catsinatrenchcoat @showers-goofs

[undergecko]

three GEMS

@marcignar @wherethatoldtraingoes2 @nopanfakemix2 @justazebra

[justazebra]

It was long enough to get cut off and I HAD to show the whole thing

@ilikeunicornsactually @lov3rgrrrl @the-peculiarity-of-anonymity

[onesarcasticturnip]

stealing this post even tho I wasn't tagged :3

[onesarcasticturnip]

guys would it be rizz if I asked my crush out in the way that lumity (the owl house) asked eachother out?? were both toh fans so I think it would be sigma.

[onesarcasticturnip]

you guys weren't ment yo see this, I didn't plan on having to do it. fuck.

[onesarcasticturnip]

guys would it be rizz if I asked my crush out in the way that lumity (the owl house) asked eachother out?? were both toh fans so I think it would be sigma.

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Some art of the market plier

[moonymoonsiplier]

~Supermarket Simulator Mark~

[eekahchu]

HIM <3

[samme0w]

my ADHD ass when it sees a stimboard