― 𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒏 ― @oneshallfall - Tumblr Blog

HISTORY SHALL JUDGE ME... VICTORIOUS.

tfp megatron ― penned by mel. ♡

( RULES & INFO ) breaking the link because I’m retired.

#pinned #[ ooc ― the melodramatic & the mundane. ]#i made this in like 10 minutes i cant be assed anymore #anyway the link is to carrd & it's mobile friendly ; have fun.#ok to rb

-lays on you with all the weight he can muster. have a spaghetti noodle prime-

I am far from appreciative for Earth's culinary arts, or anything else about it for that matter, but in what little understanding I've been forced to observe in my time here, I do not believe a 'noodle' can muster very much weight at all, Optimus.

#lovingly throws you into a boiling pot.

Hey Megs, wanna swordfight behind an Arby's?

I do not know what an Arby's is, but I will be victorious.

#megs v smokescreen at 3am behind the arby's parking lot #this has been sitting here for years

@hobotron

....I see now I was mad to even enter that space station

I have been dead at the bottom of the ocean for five or so years, I haven't a clue what space station you're talking about.

#If you are mad then do what I do in times of need - strangle Starscream or punch Optimus Prime.#Both usually work.

If you don't write Megatron as a sadomasochist who gets off on violence against himself and has a kink for self-discipline and seeing how long he can last, what are you even doing with your life

cliff-and-the-kid

@oneshallstand @oneshallfall

@123mirage and I are having great fun in the peanut gallery

oneshallstand

Frag it all to the pit.

oneshallfall

What 'thing' exactly did you intend to do, hm?

I hardly need to aid in your humiliation, Prime, you do well enough on that on your own.

#If you really want me to take you out on a date I say we go to a training yard.

Pretty sure it's up to Elita herself to decide if she wants to bother with a second husband. Or even a first one, for that matter

How valiant of you to come to her defense, I'm sure she'd appreciate someone stepping in for her unprompted.

Anyway, if you don't mind, I am trying to get her to punch me as hard as she can in the face.

#Megatron is trying to get horny via acts of violence here ok

unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

@oneshallfall replied...

You just don't want me to organize the planetwide orgy party but you will fail.

( YOU WON'T SUCCEED IN ORGANIZING MUCH. )

( THE PRIME, YES. HE COULD. DREADFULLY EASY TO FOLLOW, THAT ONE. YOU'RE TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO GET MORE THAN FOUR SAPIENTS AND A SHIP OF DRONES TO ADHERE TO YOUR LAWS. )

oneshallfall

Incorrect, I can also command a zombie horde thanks to you, an entire galaxy's worth of dead Cybertronians ready to get their funk on together on your shell.

It shall be glorious, or at least marginally annoying, and that's all I need.

#you saying lime just aged me

looking at my carrd and wow i hate it thanks

#that's not me #I'm better (worse) now #all of this will be gone when i remember to clear it all out

He.

#Adds this to my collection of Optimus Prime fucked up yet again.

/settles in with a bowl of popcorn to enjoy the show

As long as you don't go too far into Season 3. The movie is also in shambles and doesn't exist.

Watch something better, like Transformers One.

@ask-smokescreen

Yes. That's why I said it? Are you malfunctioning, or are you naturally that deprived of CPU?

#asksmokescreen #You and Unicron are the bane of me to be quite honest.

You can't say your safety word is 'roll out', you say that every 2 seconds.

#oneshallstand

oneshallfall

I don't even remember who any of you are, except for Tarn.

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"My Lord?" Tarn seemed perplexed. " I must say of all the places I expected for our paths to cross....Tumblr was not on my bingo card?" He bows respectfully. X (( Welcome to hell @oneshallfall so happy to have you!))

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