everything's peachy

daimira. not very sane. often silly. likes sound of own voice. likes books, music, and a lot of random things that start with the letter "p".

[iheartrilakkuma]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[screwrocknroll]

Definitive list of whales, ranked.

Right Whale: It has an upside-down head — a bold move that pays off.

Sperm Whale: Has a silly name but really excels in all areas of being a whale: staying underwater, fighting squid, spraying sonar around the sea, looking like an ocean bus. Having teeth rather than baleen means not having to eat krill.

Narwhal: Sea unicorn that has ocean sword fights. Slightly less cool when you realize its horn is actually a big tooth, making it the whale version of this.

Orca: Doesn’t look anything like the other whales and hangs out around the Pacific Northwest, so it’s basically the hipster whale. Eats real food like seals rather than krill. Was in Free Willy, but, then again, was in Free Willy. Kind of an asshole, but you can’t argue with success. Secret shame: actually a dolphin.

Humpback Whale: Basic canonical whale. Has good press. Bit too mainstream, really.

Beluga Whale: Ongoing experiment in whether white privilege applies to cetaceans.

Blue Whale: Coasting on its size; must try harder.

Gray Whale: Blue whale that’s smaller and more boring.

Minke Whale: Kinda puny for a whale.

Fin Whale: Second biggest animal in the world, i.e. the first loser. Described by Roy Chapman Andrews as the “greyhound of the sea,” and we all know what Captain Hank Murphy of Sealab said about greyhounds. (”Too pointy.”)

Beaked whale: You are not a bird, please reconsider your choices.

Pilot Whale: Dolphin with ideas above its station.

[spacekingjack]

[writingabeautifuldisaster-deact]

I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography

[evilsupplyco]

That which does not kill you has learned to fear your name.

[valkilmr]

[suzeart]

I’d been kicking this idea around for a while and trying to think about how to articulate it. Pretty happy with how it eventually turned out! 

Sometimes I think about my reasons for getting tattoos (just for myself, not because they need justification). Adding onto this painting metaphore, I think getting ink is a way for me to put down portable roots. I move a lot and will be doing it again soon, and until I can actually settle down and paint some walls I’ll take visual control of something more accessible, namely myself.

[suzeart]

Morning reblog!

[secondlina]

Damn that was beautiful.

[rosalarian]

I feel this so hard!

[oneshinyapple]

Obi-Wan: What is R2 doing?

Anakin: HIS BEST.

[certan]

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

[heartscocoa-deactivated20131218]

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

[howlnatural]

the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike

[ashleyrguillory]

A quick comic for when you ship trash…. and you suck your friend into it too.

[dramaticaltitanawakening]

Sneaking past indigens like a boss.

(don’t lie, we all did this)

[ara-kita-deactivated20170823]

“stop shipping real people!” they cry

“no” i respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. this one goes to fedex in the morning.

[bomberqueen17]

I just plugged in an external disk and found this on it. 

[lileclaire]

~Memoriesssssss~~~~~

[osheamobile]

@cleolinda

We were just talking about this

[oe9]

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

[anglophile-rin]

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

[krakenguard]

Not to mention the whole “I tried to show you a thing but you shrugged it off but when someone else introduces you to the same thing you’re suddenly interested in the thing”