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occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

daily-bad-jokes

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

meckamecha

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

its-going-down

daily-bad-jokes

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

daily-bad-jokes

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

meckamecha

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

its-going-down

pools-of-venetianblue

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

bodecats

Squish! That! Cat!

yournewapartment

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.

thatbatman-blog

luckyspike

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

microtear-deactivated20181213

whenharrymetsallys

supersaiyansadie

thIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE GET OUT

earlploddington-deactivated2019

honestly i didn’t realise that was a pun st first bc English Officers in the first world war were just Like That

sunfissh

This is the most direct criticism I’ve seen a show make of it’s own fanbase in a long while.

marsapartment

Are y'all SEEING this!

steve-of-the-woods

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

tariqah

Hello?????

gorps

The are only 27 people alive who are qualified to follow this person

showerthoughtsofficial

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

fallenangelfish

this is UPS driver erasure

onlyblackgirl

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

loveitorreblogit

sorry my english was bad to write this

evipineschi

Day 7

antiblackness-archive

this is what we mean when we say proper or professional mental healthcare prioritizes whiteness and that people of color get the shortest end of the stick every time

patchworkheart-deactivated20200

As a Psych major, I can promise you it’s taught that way too. It’s disgusting and vile and needs to be put to an end soon

canadian-marxist

Stop Doug Ford's Anti-Protest Law!

Rallies and meetings are being held across Ontario in opposition to Doug Ford’s new anti-protest law. The so-called “free speech on campus” policy will effectively ban student protests against racist and fascist speakers on campus. Students who refuse may face disciplinary action including expulsion. Universities unwilling to participate will have their funding stripped. This is an attack on freedom of speech, and must be resisted by all means necessary.

For more information on the anti-protest law, you can read our in-depth analysis of it here.

To sign the petition, follow the link here.

Schedule for Rallies & Meetings:

Toronto:

Rally at Ryerson University Thursday, Oct. 18 1 to 3pm Corner of Gould St. & Victoria St. Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2163865653901384/

UofT Panel Discussion Wednesday, Oct. 24 7 to 9pm Location TBD Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2176517985949900/

Rally at York University Tuesday, Oct. 30 1 to 3pm Kaneff Tower, 4700 Keele St. Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/469838133526498/

Hamilton:

Public Meeting at McMaster University Wednesday, Oct. 3 6 to 8pm Burke Science Building, Room 104 Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2099051623692095/

Oshawa:

Public Meeting in Oshawa Tuesday, Nov. 6 Location TBD Contact: 289.356.4576

Meetings are also being planned for Waterloo. Be sure to follow marxist.ca or our Facebook page for updates. If you would like to organize a meeting in your town, please contact us at [email protected].

List of Supporters:

Socialist Fightback Students

Canadian Federation of Students - Ontario

CUPE Ontario

Canadian Union of Postal Workers

Fightback

Centre for Women and Trans People

Latin American and Caribbean Solidarity Network

*Please contact us if your organization would like to be added to the list of supporters.

*If you would like to organize an event in your town, please contact us at [email protected]

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini