the spiffiest

She/they/it - 30s - bisexual sub leaning switch - just a little masochist

[onespiffykitten]

Guess who's back! I deleted my old blog several months ago but I missed being a slut on here 🥺

Welcome to spiffy's blog, a collection for all of my nasty fantasies and depraved thoughts. NSFW content, minors and bigots aren't welcome here. Respect and consent are the fundamentals of kink and are nonnegotiable 💜

Kinks include anal/anal only, edging and orgasm denial, impact play, temp play, pet play, Dom/sub, free use, sensory depravation, praise, exhibitionism, nipple and clit torture, and more.

Hard limits include age play, dd/lg, piss, scat, vomit, and anything involving pregnancy. Be respectful and have fun 😉

[onespiffykitten]

mean Dom who forbids me from cumming without permission and edges me for months and months before loaning me out to a soft dom couple. a ring gag in my mouth makes sure i cant tell them about the rules and my owner doesnt either. every orgasm forced out of me is more punishment for later 💖

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[onespiffykitten]

not to sound like a gross romantic but could i come sit between your feet and hold your cock in my mouth while i take a nap??

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[roughribo]

Deification kink because I want my orgasms to be a religious experience for my sub.

[koretholics]

degradation that's so soft and gentle your increasingly hazy mind mistakes it for praise

[onespiffykitten]

turn the hallway closet into a gloryhole so you can lock me inside when you have guests over and make me earn the right to come out and be played with 🥺

[kisseism]

"Can I watch, please?" after catching you touching yourself but watching it turns into you telling you how to do it.

You're already coated with slick, inner thighs red from my slapping and covered in bite marks, and you keep obeying whenever I tell you to stop because, well, you love being good for me, don't you?

So this turns into you edging, making the noises I love and being showered with praise. All that while you're naked, a vulnerable toy, and I'm fully clothed :)

[roughribo]

Not me pouting because my friend found a vintage 80 year old typewriter at a thrift store that still works for 20$. Nope, I as a writer am definitely not pouting about that. But just for a second can we all appreciate how classy smut would look typed up on there? How pulling the lever to reset the rail every line feels like an intimate and lewd motion when you're writing down erotic thoughts? How it's way more sensual than typing on an app? Please can we all remain calm and normal about this. 😭

[onespiffykitten]

i deserve a new toy...

[fairyinthetrees]

my favorite notification 💕

[abortionado]

Shoutout to girls who are off the rails. Girls who are insane. Girls who have just completely lost the fucking plot

[lanadelreyhowyougethatway]

hot girls hate maga

[nakedpearl]

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?

[bebsi-cola]

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

[bebsi-cola]

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[pekkhum]

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.