some lives have been foretold

Juli (hoo- lee) | 30s | they/he | Writer |semi-hiatus. Welcome! Honestly, this is a whatever-I-feel-like-blogging blog so irregularity, yeah, big thing here. Feel free to follow (or not). Interests: Merlin. PoT. Ygo. YR. MDZS. KPTS. etc.

[onestrangenovelist]

ik the op3n er@ just released a month ago but im still sad there’s no f@nart

[onestrangenovelist]

my m0mther: and that’s why i didn’t have five kids because chances are the last ones would’ve turned out g@y

me: [silent]

her: oh wait what am i saying i had you

[effinbirds]

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[kosmogrl]

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

[grlstlker]

good morning are you thinking about me

[dogpuppy]

[khmelisuneliart]

my babies

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[deathgasmic]

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

[justanapparatus]

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

[justanapparatus]

therapy:

another responsibility for the stressed person

requires time and money they probably don't have

takes a lot of luck and hard work and time to be effective

$5000

$5000

[writingdose]

me: I should write

also me: let me play the scene in my head and fantasize about writing it instead

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[forest-woman]

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[darciartlett]

Your brain at 3am every night though

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[lazyscience]

as always, although people are reporting this as not life threatening, if you are immune compromised for any reason you should be extra, extra careful especially in this heat. Something like this can contribute to life-threatening dehydration very easily. Babies and small children too, for kiddos in diapers if they are not producing regular wet diapers/seem lethargic and older kiddos if they complain of dry mouth, dizziness or being unusually tired.

[baeddoll]

all stories need a part where the protagonists need to sneak into a gala or ball or other fancy event by wearing pretty clothes. this is more important then gay shit like arcs or conclusions