Just Your Average Writer

Hello. My name is Elden Arud and I'm very pleased to meet you. I have terrible people skills, which is why it was recommended that I try socializing online. So, feel free to communicate with me about anything at all. Also, If you ever want or need some help, I'm always here. Just, even though I'll try my hardest, please don't expect to much from me; I hate letting people down. --------------------------------[M!A: None]------------------------------------ [If you want mun or Elden to see something, tag it as the URL or, if the URL changes for some reasons, "HeyElden" or "EldenArud" are also tags that can be used.]

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The Westboro Baptist Church went to picket the funerals of the fallen children of the heinous shooting. Proclaiming it was “gods” judgement due to the state standing up for gay marriage. Well, they came face to face with hundreds of Hells Angels. The bikers formed a human wall blocking Westboro from entering. Needless to say, the disrespectful bible thumpers backed down.

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Mun May Be

So mun may be starting another roleplay blog. I just feel like Elden doesn't get enough love and my muse for him is fleeting. So, I might be making an indie homestuck blog? Would anybody want the link if I did make it? It would probably be karkat since I've had a thing for him for a very long time.

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Voyage by Aether & Hemera 

Media architect Claudio Benghi and light artist Gloria Ronchi joined together in 2006 to formAether & Hemera, an interdisciplinary collaboration that seeks “to research the aesthetic challenges of light and its power to trigger emotions and response, creating a sense of identity or setting a mood.” Their latest installation in London’s Canary Wharf is this beautiful fleet of 300 illuminated boats called Voyage. Each floating light is reminiscent of a paper-folded origami boat that is illuminated from within, and I’m told there is a wireless network in the vicinity that allows you to join with your mobile device and somehow alter the color of the entire installation.

Via colossal

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[titanbender]

always reblog because best crossover in history 

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Elden looks at his computer and stares at the dashboard of his blog. So much has changed and he isn't sure what to think. He wonders if anyone has missed him. "I'm back," he says to himself and sighed before typing out his return message.

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Heather— Something I tend to do while I’m alone

Marigold — What I would do if I had all the riches in the world

Peony — An emotional wound I am still recovering from

Orange Blossom — Whether or not I want children

Tuberose — A physical trait I find attractive

Sunflower — Who I look up to as a role model

Germanium — Something I do for comfort

Lilac — Who my first love was

Stargazer — Something I aspire to do before I die

Lavender — An event in my life that has made me wary of people or surroundings

Stephanotis — If I believe in good luck, bad luck, and other such superstitions

Gardenia — What brings me the most happiness

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Perfect dad is perfect.

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[koreykuhl]

My response to straight men against marriage equality.

[toebuyus]

This is brilliant.

[onethousandtoads-blog]

We need a response for the Tumblr code.

Person 1: I like your shoelaces.

Person 2: I stole them from the president.

Person 1: Where'd you get the shoes from?

Person 2: Aliens.

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS NOW.

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Sex Survey ;)

1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

10: Top or bottom?

11: We were about to have sexbut then ________

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

21: How big is too big:

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

23: Biggest turn on:

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.

33: What your favorite part of your body?

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

35: Love (>,

36: What do you wear to bed?

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

47: Most attractive celebrity?

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

62: Do you watch porn?

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

70: Booty or Boobs?

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

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Reblog if you dare someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.

[tafatt]

Make my character uncomfortable and ask about their sex life

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Reblog if you roleplay please.