Drunk in love we'll be all night

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me - Psalm 23" KITTY WILDE| 16 | SINGLE Hey there, weirdo stalkers. Any jokes about cats or "going wild" and you will know what I've learn from my course "how to kick in the balls very painfully". If you're looking for some trash porn blog, which are a lot on this site-get lost somewhere. If you're looking for a blog of a hot, mean girl - you find exactly what you need. This is a roleplay account.

[onetruekitty]

mckinleysblaine:

Until recently, my audition, but right now it’s mostly all my clubs (especially Glee), homework, student council, planning a school dance, preparing for New York, piano, coming up with the perfect birthday gift for Kurt… You know, stuff like that.

It’s not necessarily normal, but not as bad as the other ones? And I kind of like that theory. It would explain a lot. Maybe it’s an anagram or something?

The real question is do you sleep or you’re a half-vampire or taking simulators? No sane or real person can combine it. If you don’t know what to buy, always go with a certificate, so a person could choose a present by themselves..always works.

I think average level of Kardashian’s fans are stopped from finding out by not knowing what anagram even is. 

[onetruekitty]

mckinleysblaine:

Maybe it’s both? It’s hard not to spend so much time together when we’re in the same clubs, VP and president and share classes. And Sam’s fun to be around.

It’s the thought that counts, so thank you.

You chose it yourself, so there’s no one else to blame. Are we talking about the same Sam? 

Just kidding, some of his impressions are hilarious. 

[onetruekitty]

TEXT ✉ Blaine ⇆ Open.

Blaine: It's not exactly my favourite situation either, but we just have to make it work. So thanks :)

Blaine: I don't think the judges would be very happy with that song to be honest. And no, we're not allowed to swear. Which doesn't mean we can't change a few words, but if we went for Bodak Yellow, we'd have to change like half the song.

Kitty: At least you gonna graduate soon so you can move in with him, bet he already prepared silk bedsheets and midtown flannel/flower kitchen curtains for your future love nest.

Kitty: That's lame, we should pick someone cool at least so it would be just half-embarrassing.

[onetruekitty]

theskywalkersam:

That’s true, I only know you in person. At first I thought it was short for Katherine or something but this is much cooler. If I’ll go to college there’s gonna be new people but my true friends are here so I don’t plan to become a new super friend with anyone. I still dunno how I did that. 

Hey I was gonna give you a good grade. You’re right, but you don’t seem a lonely person so you don’t do that a lot. Maybe with a couple of people like that Dottie Kazatori? I know that deep inside you like that stuff. 

It’s a secret for you to save, glitter boy. Does it make me a true friend? Honestly, I dunno either, or I’d prevented it... I’m just teasing. Maybe it has something with free pizza or your funny impressions but who knows.

Come on, I’m not twelve, I’ve heard the feedback already, from other people. I mastered the skill of eye-rolling, that’s how I cope up with half of McKinley. If you tell anyone, I’ll cut your throat, but I loved the way people reacted to my catwoman suit.

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

Well I can’t see my dad doing that either but I don’t think that means there aren’t people his age who do I don’t think just because you hit a certain age means you can’t like certain things anymore, you know?

Everyone says it when they’re teens and then become boring adults. I guess when your life becomes a circle of providing-working routine you find some things child-ish, like cartoons, even though some of them have more sense than any Oscar-nominated movies.

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

Smart isn’t the word I would use, I mean, she definitely is but I think most people get stupid when they’re wanting more money. But I don’t think they’re in it for the money, I think its a bonus for them but they strike me as ‘in it for the fame’ types.

That’s the best kind of humor.

True, I meant more creative and cunning? But it makes some people so dumb for sure, like all managers stealing money and suing people to get their million bites of the fortune. People would get anything for the fame nowadays, it’s ridiculous *Hey, Bella Thorn* 

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

I mean, to be fair you just said ‘hot nerds’, you didn’t say ‘hot teen nerds’

I guess nerds implies people are young, I can’t imagine my dad sitting getting excited about a guy in a suit with a hummer.

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

Was it? Shows how much I know. That’s a good point though, I guess shes smarter than I gave her credit for.

every single second of it was amazing honestly.

People get really smart when they’re thirsty for money. Now kardashian scandal drama month is out, TMI month happened. 

It’s dumb but hilarious. 

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

Are they though? I think within the past few years it’s become cool to be into superheros so ‘hot nerds’ aren’t that hard to find anymore.

You say like America has lots of hot teens, it’s not true.

[onetruekitty]

warblerjeff:

I don’t know, I think the perfect promo would have been one of them pregnant, another one trying, and another one looking to adopt, you still end with three of them having kids but way more drama.

How can you? He’s so proud of himself at the end.

I think this scenario was already? Considering Kim or Kourt were constantly pregnant, Khloe was trying and we have various options here too: hidden pregnancy - done, using a surrogate - done, cheating scandal the day before giving a birth - done.

I lost it when he throws it again.

[onetruekitty]

theskywalkersam:

They were still based on true people’s name, though, am I right? Must be a really good one to take your husband’s too. Very funny, what do you think my schedule looks like? ‘cause right now it’s a totally normal one with just a couple of friends, but if you like the ‘million friends’ joke you can keep going as much as you want. 

Mini football team? Nah. And I’m not thinking about it, too soon, too soon. Okay? FUNNY. I guess so. You can walk away if it gets so boring, just like I turn off the tv when it starts. The only thing is that the former is a bit rude.

Still, I bet you only know one Kitty in real life. True, either good one or fitting next to mine. Oh come on, you’re going to college soon which means it’s potentially new 1000 people for you to befriend and it’s not like they stand a chance, you even managed to catch me in this friend-net. 

What did you wanna hear? It barely even counts, it was on stage. If I walked away every time I get bored with people, I’d barely spend with anyone more than 3 minutes. And sometimes it’s not that boring to get a narcolepsy from it. 

[onetruekitty]

thatblondewarbler:

I don’t think that really helps his case. It’s definitely unfair to judge a person on a leaked video, I don’t think it was leaked without her consent though so was it really leaked? Did you just insinuate that Chris Jenner is worse than the actual devil?

You have been missing out, Kitty, prepare to laugh for days.

Who knows, I guess only Kim and her momager know the truth. I doubt devil can make 3 of their daughters pregnant at the same time to get a perfect promo for new season, so yes. 

Oh my god, it’s hilarious, I don’t even feel bad for him. 

[onetruekitty]

thatblondewarbler:

Yeah I heard it. Every group has their crazies though. Doesn’t mean every person who likes superheros is taking part in a sex cult.

Okay, that’s fair I suppose, consider yourself unjudged.

I’d say most people who're overly excited about superheroes rarely taking part in sex-anything. Except for hot nerds, but they’re a rare type. 

Blessed. 

[kaydean]

get to know me, pick some numbers.

1. selfie 2. what would you name your future kids? 3. do you miss anyone? 4. what are you looking forward to? 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? 7. what was your life like last year? 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? 9. who did you last see in person? 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? 11. are you listening to music right now? 12. what is something you want right now? 13. how do you feel right now? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 15. personality description 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? 17. opinion on insecurities. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? 19. have you ever been to New York? 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? 21. age and birthday? 22. description of crush. 23. fear(s) 24. height 25. role model 26. idol(s) 27. things i hate 28. i’ll love you if… 29. favourite film(s) 30. favourite tv show(s) 31. 3 random facts 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 33. something you want to learn 34. most embarrassing moment 35. favourite subject 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 37. favourite actor/actress 38. favourite comedian(s) 39. favourite sport(s) 40. favourite memory 41. relationship status 42. favourite book(s) 43. favourite song ever 44. age you get mistaken for 45. how you found out about your idol 46. what my last text message says 47. turn ons 48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now 50. favourite picture of your idol 51. starsign 52. something i’m talented at 53. 5 things that make me happy 54. something thats worrying me at the moment 55. tumblr friends 56. favourite food(s) 57. favourite animal(s) 58. description of my best friend 59. why i joined tumblr 60. ask me anything you want

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

-space related asks-

pluto: what do you love most about yourself?

mars: who is your ideal best friend?

earth: what’s your ideal house/home?

saturn: what’s your aesthetic?

jupiter: if you could choose your own name what would it be?

neptune: what’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song?

venus: go to piece of clothing/outfit?

mercury: what’s something you couldn’t live without?

uranus: what’s your zodiac sign?

the moon: favorite quote?

the sun: what motivates you?

kepler-22b: if you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?

phobos: what was your favorite song as a child?

ceres: out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?

titan: if you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?

callisko: what’s your ideal job?

enceladus: who is your favorite person? what are they like?

hyperion: do you have a favorite store/shop?

comet: what’s your biggest secret?

astroid: what’ your biggest fear? i there a reason why you’re scared of it?

shooting star: who is your ideal s/o?

[g0ldenruless]

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

[onetruekitty]

theskywalkersam:

I only remember Kitty Forman, from That 70s Show, but she’s not the prettiest woman, even though she’s a funny one. Now, though, guess you wouldn’t drop your last name anyway, Wilde’s pretty badass as well. Party in the desert sounds fun, of course I’ll be watching, guess I could tell people that the girl on stage is my friend. 

No, it was about having kids, no need to add anything to that. Blowing your own horn now, huh? Yeah it was a good kiss. It is, if you like rich people scheming against other rich people. All I know is that every time it begins I fall asleep. It’s like they press a button somewhere that orders me to pass out. 

I meant actual people not tv show characters, you dork. You are right, I’m gonna keep mine or take double one if my future husband is gonna have a cool one. If it happens you better make a free spot in your busy schedule of supporting million of your close friends.

Okay, I’m gonna pretend your desire of having a mini football team is absolutely normal. And fine, it was okay. I’m gonna love it, I love drama. So, exactly like every time you talk about comics?