Can't get rid of me that easy

Blood donations appreciated|| Shitposting since 2019 || Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?

[toastbutteregg]

[lolwtfmemes]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[lolwtfmemes]

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[onion-fuck]

I see you.

[onion-fuck]

[onion-fuck]

Oh shit

I knew I was forgetting something

[onion-fuck]

*has knife*

*APPROACHES*

[scarletlight-has-issues]

.......who are you

[onion-fuck]

👀

[alexa-andrite]

CHILDREN DINNERS READY! GET YOURSELVES IN THE KITCHEN!!

Honey, calm down, why are you yelling...

You told me to call them down! I did!

*Alexa sighs* Go set the table, I'll handle the kids...

*the man grumbled, and Alexa gave him a peck* Fine, whatever

*Onyx chuckles, running to help with the table* I'm gonna go help him, you have fun dealing with the insanity, mama

// @mother-hecking-steven @savage-sapphire @steven-flipping-demayo @nora-diamond-universe @fucking-aquamarine @steven-youniverse @neglected-steven @that-cat-steven @orange-pearl @onion-fuck is that even all of them oh gosh. Meet Alexa's partner! Mercer! He's the blue text btw! Here he is!

[onion-fuck]

Who the fuck?

[onion-fuck]

*has knife*

*APPROACHES*

[rainbow-is-stressed]

*A tired looking Rainbow dropped from the sky, clutching a very excited looking Onion in one arm and their umbrella in the other. They floated down to safety, looking around*

How in the stars.. Onion, dumpling, this is why we don't touch gem junk

*they gave Onion a Stern look, which didn't last long. They couldn't be angry at their baby*

Waba baa!!

I suppose I should figure out where we are..

//@steven-flipping-demayo @that-cat-steven @mother-fucking-vidalia @mother-hecking-steven @alexa-andrite @onion-fuck @anyone I don't know who else to tag

[onion-fuck]

*points at rainbow, then at Onion*

What.?

[bee-steven]

*A tiny Steven, probably about the size of Onion, popped into the clutter Dimension. He pulled his goggles off of his face, blinking as he hovered midair, wings making a soft buzzing noise*

Where am I?

// I'll try and do the boy justice @steven-flipping-demayo @alexa-andrite @duo-alexandrites @its-rose-now-damnit @greg-multiverse @onion-fuck

[onion-fuck]

*grains the raid bug spray*

[bee-steven]

Hello!

*He lands and walks closer*

Whaddu you got there?

[onion-fuck]

A gift!

[duo-alexandrites]

ALEXXXAA

Are you seriously going to—

SHOW ME A CHILDS I WANNA SEE A CHILDS!

Oh my stars..

//@alexa-andrite

[alexa-andrite]

*She yelps* Lower your voice! What do you want?

[duo-alexandrites]

*Lexi inhales, then whispers*

I wanna see what a child's looks like

[alexa-andrite]

Oh uh, one second let me call some of them, they don't all look the same.

// @neglected-steven @mother-hecking-steven @fucking-aquamarine @onion-fuck

[onion-fuck]

What.

[alexa-andrite]

Meet Lexi and Andra, they are basically my sisters, be nice

[onion-fuck]

*squints*

[duo-alexandrites]

ALEXXXAA

Are you seriously going to—

SHOW ME A CHILDS I WANNA SEE A CHILDS!

Oh my stars..

//@alexa-andrite

[alexa-andrite]

*She yelps* Lower your voice! What do you want?

[duo-alexandrites]

*Lexi inhales, then whispers*

I wanna see what a child's looks like

[alexa-andrite]

Oh uh, one second let me call some of them, they don't all look the same.

// @neglected-steven @mother-hecking-steven @fucking-aquamarine @onion-fuck

[onion-fuck]

What.

[steven-is-sad]

WHERE AM I PLEASE HELP

// @completesteven @neonstevenuniverse3 @alexa-andrite @steven-youniverse @onion-fuck @yellow-fucking-diamond @blue-fucking-diamond @white-fucking-diamond @pink-fucking-diamond @anyone!

[onion-fuck]

Look

*Pulls out a machete*

[rainbow-fucking-quartz-2-0]

onion ::) what are you doing with that?

[onion-fuck]

Playing

Tag

[steven-is-sad]

WHERE AM I PLEASE HELP

// @completesteven @neonstevenuniverse3 @alexa-andrite @steven-youniverse @onion-fuck @yellow-fucking-diamond @blue-fucking-diamond @white-fucking-diamond @pink-fucking-diamond @anyone!

[onion-fuck]

Look

*Pulls out a machete*

[steven-is-sad]

So first of all- hi onion

Also WHY DO YOU HAVE A MACHETE

[onion-fuck]

:)