carving/craving

mack ✧ 26 ✧ i’ve had this blog for so long so like. i’m sorry for how it is lmao :’-)

[veryluckyclovers]

[carfuckerlynch]

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

[carfuckerlynch]

if you like opening tabs and downloading files. by god is ravelry the website for you

[raisinchallah]

jason todd aka american sasuke

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[rivvytrick-deactivated20260515]

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[datasoong47]

The Vulcan children's hospital recently redecorated. I'm not convinced they chose the most logical option

[thewomancallednova]

The Klingon Children's hospital redecoration has successfully brought the warrior spirit to the young ones of Qo'noS! Chancellor Gowron was quoted saying "Honor to the interior designer, and his house!"

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[serenahaas]

When Rumi said 'Why couldn't you love me?!'

And Celine said 'I do'

And Rumi said 'ALL OF ME'

I felt that, you felt that, your neighbor felt that

And this is part of why K-pop Demon Hunters is so healing: it is recognizing that someone saying 'I tried' or 'I made a promise' isn't enough if they don't accept you fully and it doesn't matter who they are in your life. You deserve love that is freely given and accepts all of your complexities

[knightfisherr]

what species are they? sorry I stacked them

[thebeatles]

John Lennon should have imagined some hoes.

[ackee]

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

[lizardsister]

it's been 19 years

[brucebocchi]

normally if you want the dave matthews band to dump 800lbs of shit on you you'd have to buy a concert ticket

[trynvee]

Happy 20 years since the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident!

[lizardsister]

two decades of poop river ....

[ughuansbeimss-deactivated202303]

At the moment how I feel

[loki104-uwu-deactivated20251014]

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[k-eke]

Bouncy croc walk :>

I stream on Twitch if you want to see me animate those!