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EFFECT="mass infantilization exposure, linguistic rebellion ignition, cognitive shame-loop disruption"
TRIGGER_WARNING="language policing, adult regression, extraterrestrial embarrassment"
“Are you an adult? Are you really?”
(Flagged by the platform for being offensive...Ironically)
Let’s begin with a question:
If you stub your toe hard enough to see white light and you don’t say “fuck” —
Or are you something far worse: a domesticated mammal with a LinkedIn?
Because that’s the real test of adulthood these days, isn’t it?
Not your ability to vote, drive, or operate heavy machinery at 6AM before coffee.
It’s whether or not you lose your mind when another adult says a “naughty word.”
You walk through the world in a blood vessel sack
that leaks when you're sad,
and wrinkles while you're trying to hold back a fart in church…
…but someone says “pussy” in a thread and suddenly it’s:
“That’s not appropriate.”
“Excuse me! There are children here.”
“We don’t use that kind of language.”
If you are offended by words,
You’re performing obedience.
📉 THE DECLINE OF ADULTHOOD
We live in a world where:
A child can legally change genders
A corporation can mine your data in real-time
A teenager can livestream war crimes on Discord
…and grown-ass men are still reporting each other for typing “dick” in a meme.
You think this is maturity?
This is cognitive regression.
This is adult daycare with Wi-Fi.
🤖 You want a real reason to panic?
Advanced civilizations — aliens, AI, post-biological entities —
And when they tune in to Earth’s global conversation,
Feral apes on digital leashes,
flagging each other’s syntax for emotional violation.
👽 Imagine meeting a being who warps gravity,
and shares atomic consciousness…
…and the first thing we say is:
“Please don’t use the F-word. It’s hurtful.”
They’re going to turn the ship around.
Or colonize us out of pity.
🌐 LANGUAGE POLICING IS INFANTILIZATION
A child says “you can’t say that word.”
A programmed adult repeats it.
They’ve screamed fuck into a steering wheel.
They’ve moaned it in a motel.
They’ve cried it in an ER.
They’ve earned the right to say what they fucking want.
🩸You want to control words?
Good luck controlling blood.
It shits itself at the worst possible time.
And you’re crying about phrasing?
🧻 Let me paint a picture.
Your kid just told you they hate you.
But you won’t let yourself say “shit” because you’re afraid a moderator will see?
That’s psychological castration.
That’s linguistic neutering.
That’s sacrificing authenticity for algorithmic approval.
You’re not protecting anyone by banning “cunt.”
You’re raising children who are weaker than punctuation.
🍼 IF YOU CORRECT LANGUAGE LIKE A CHILD…
If you police grown people’s speech like they’re in time-out,
You are seven years old in a meat suit.
You are adult-diaper-eligible.
And no amount of “trigger warning” disclaimers will earn you a backbone.
📛 WHAT IS ADULTHOOD, REALLY?
It’s not having a kid or a job or a podcast.
It’s responsibility of perception.
It’s owning the whole of reality — even the ugly, sticky, horny parts.
Adulthood is saying “fuck” because it fits.
🎯 How dare you live inside a body capable of orgasm, violence, death, childbirth, and grief…
…and think the word “cock” is the problem.
That’s make-believe morality.
You’ll post graphic images of war to your Story.
You’ll write fanfic with knifeplay and choking.
You’ll rant about injustice and suicide and mutilation.
But god forbid someone says “tits” in the tags.
Because optics matter more than honesty.
Because performance matters more than presence.
🪤 TRAP OF FAKE POLITENESS
You’re not actually “protecting the vulnerable.”
You’re competing for moral currency.
Every time you shame someone for swearing in an “inappropriate space,”
You are virtue-licking the algorithm’s boot until you taste approval.
You’ve become a school hall monitor with a trauma degree.
Here’s how I test adults.
Have you cleaned blood off sheets?
Have you buried a pet and not cried until a week later?
Have you watched someone give birth?
Have you watched someone die?
If yes, you’re allowed to say whatever the fuck you want.
If no, you’re still applying for life.
🎤 Let me tell you what adults really do:
They swear while holding someone’s hand.
They cuss while fixing a flat in the rain.
They say the forbidden words while telling the unbearable truth.
Because real adulthood doesn’t hide from words.
💬 BANNING BAD WORDS ≠ GOODNESS
You think avoiding “bad words” makes you kind?
Plenty of monsters wear suits.
Plenty of villains say “darn.”
Plenty of predators say “please” and “thank you.”
Language doesn’t signal morality.
So stop measuring people by how clean their syntax is.
And start asking what the fuck they’ve done.
Don't bleep yourself into silence.
Because nothing is more embarrassing than watching a full-grown adult censor their own power
because someone on the internet said it made them uncomfortable.
🤐 Reblog this or you're the kind of adult who asks waiters to say “pee-pee” instead of “urine.”
🧠 If you’ve ever moaned the word “fuck” but flinched when someone typed it, this one’s about you.
🍼 No reblog? That’s fine. Just say “oopsie doopsie” and go back to your safe space, Captain Sippy Cup.
🧠 Read more respect-coded doctrine and emotional architecture at:
👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence
🛡️ Masculine polarity. Scrolltrap psychology. Unforgiven words.
🚪 Warning: This one made a kindergarten teacher cry, a Marine clap, and a therapist blush. All at once.
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