Only Bleach

I might have a problem.

[ackerwoman-deactivated20161122]

This is also the face of a guy who just realized that his girl was watching and now he can’t fuck it up because he’s gotta impress her.

“Shit, she’s watching!”

[saranel]

you keep talking like urayoru is canon when it's not, won't be unless kubo says so, like that shot of yoruichi in the robe? why do you assume that means they're together?

Well… Okay, anon, honestly?  Because I’m of a certain age and have beenconsuming narratives in various forms since I was little.  

No, really, that’s it.

The thing is that certain clichés instorytelling become clichés for a reason: they work.  Over-saturating a fictional piece with them isdetrimental to its overall quality, but careful and deft usage makes for astory that resonates with readers.  I’dhighly recommend Joseph Campbell’s works, especially “The Hero with aThousand Faces” if that sort of thing interests you.

But what does this have to do with that sceneyou mentioned, you might ask?  The answeris that just like a bildungsroman has its own particular set of tropes (thementor, the hero who only reluctantly embarks on the quest at first etc), so doromances.  On top of all this, certaintropes become so ingrained in their respective genre, that their usage thenbecomes a storytelling device which allows the author to get the point acrosswith a single scene instead of dragging things out.  

And every single time I’ve seen characters onTV step out of a room dressed in robes, it’s basically a shorthand for: FYI,THESE TWO WERE TOTALLY JUST SCREWING IN THERE, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.

(spoilers for Harry Potter and Naruto under the cut)

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[ivuamxo]

if death was his destiny, then so was she.

ichigo’s fate. (via ivvamxa)

[darkproserpine]

[youngjusticerebirth-deactivated]

were you a naruto person, a bleach person or an one piece person

[kenpachisuggestions]

I am so fucking bored.

[bleachigo]

[yaoiurl]

spun sugar [ishida/orihime]

Rating: General / All Audiences

Genre: Fluff. Nothing but tooth rotting, diabetes inducing fluff.

Summary: “Thank you for making my board look super pretty, Ishida-kun! Wait, I told you that you’d get a sticker for your hard work.” She scrounges in her activity folder before Ishida can even formulate a protest. She sticks a gold star right over his left breast pocket. “Ta-da! A gold star for all your hard work.”

He sounds touched when he answers, in a breath, “Thank you, Inoue-sensei.”

Words: 5,840

Notes: Clocking it at a whopping near 6k is my first fic for Bleach–which surprisingly isn’t ichiruki! But I fell head over heels in love with this fic idea so I ended up writing it in like… two days… l-lol… even though it’s my first stab at Bleach longfic AND ishihime I had a lot of fun and I hope you all enjoy it :’)

read @ my ao3! →

[naluandgale]

I will never forget you

[hirata-s]

[chameshida]

tfw you have a fanbook to finish but you still finds time to draw your fav crying

doodles of three scenes that happen in difference occasions (one of them is a parody) but all involve hugging and crying

[gekroent]

I thought Rangiku will be a COMFORTABLE cosplay because boobs but it’s not. Gi won’t stay in place

[spooky-being]

Bleach Mohawk They/Them

[ackerwoman-deactivated20161122]

W I N T E R  -X-  S P R I N G 

[kurosakikazui]

it’s just crazy 2 me how many of you will say you “love” orihime so much and call her your “queen/princess/baby” then completely shit on her canon characterization any chance u get and then try to cover it up with “oh I just want what’s best for her :))))” like no the fuck u don’t lmao–you can’t stand the actual orihime(99.9% of u guys love a fanon orihime you’ve made up in your heads/one that’s gonna suddenly fall out of love with ichigo and suddenly with uryu lmaoonfjdk etc), you can’t stand the fact that she has any connection to ichigo whatsoever(she has been doing so great by his side but of course majority of u guys don’t care or you’re just like “ YES PLATONIC ICHIHIME :)))” shut the fuck up lmao)

ur “love/adoration” for her is so fucking transparent and such a joke. just admit that you can’t stand canon orihime 99.9% of the time, you can’t stand ichihime–not even platonic since it’s so fucking obvious u guys are waiting for the tagteam to fail/for something to go wrong so u can write another essay on how ichihime is unhealthy and orihime needs to get over her love ASAP or ur waiting for an ichi/ruki +ishi/hime tagteam to replace it(???? WHAT KIND OF NEXT LEVEL REACH LMAODJDJMSK). ur all so fucking fake tbh lmao

[agirlamonggeraniums]

AU where Shuuhei plays really shitty guitar at midnight and when Kensei, the guy who lives above him, confronts him about it Shuuhei’s just like “I’m pretty shy and I wanted an excuse to introduce myself” and sticks out his hand; and Kensei just slams the door in his face. Shuuhei’s door. In his own face.

[ichihime7-7]

"Are you ready for the end of Bleach?"