for the laughs.

Kirra, 18, Australia

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[stability]

[pukicho]

[bisexualwario]

back when he tweeted this i replied “that’s rich coming from a guy who wears a giant mouse head on stage” and he blocked me

[macarene]

Test grade so low your teacher asks about your personal life

[stability]

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[arachnofiend]

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer

[tentahugs]

holy shit??

[azaleatown]

It’s a Christmas Miracle

[leon-eon-deactivated20171210]

Cat trying to see what his lil human potato is looking at

[bob-belcher]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“The Enchanter’s name is Tim because John Cleese forgot the character’s original name. He ad-libbed the line, “There are some who call me…Tim”.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[torracat]

when ur parents yell at u for doing something wrong

[homophobic-slur]

[toshio]

[that-australian-guy]

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

[elemental-journey]

IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

[elemental-journey]

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident