#onlyinmetropolis

welcome to the amazing collection of all the wonderful, amazing and just downright confusing things that happen in this city, send your best #onlyinmetropolis moment. 

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#OnlyInMetropolis do people throw themselves in danger just to meet their hero-crush. *Cough* *Cough* Lois Lane *Cough*. #Thewomanliterallyjustranintoaburningbuilding

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Ey, Metropolians, what is it with you guys. As a proud Coaster, with my own group of Alien superheroes (Even though ours is barely HERE) I’m surprised you’re as cowardly as you are. And what’s the deal with you and Gotham, like we get along with both Central and Star just fine.

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Ended up at a rager held by Zachary Zatara and met this... cat? The cat and I have bonded.... the cat happens to belong to a chaos god? Yikes. #onlyinmetropolis #tekelbelongstoklarion #thewitchboydidn'tkillme

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#onlyinmetropolis do you leave Gotham for a vacation after you shut a window in batmans face #sorrynotsorry only to wake up to an alien invasion. This is a VACATION PEOPLE #totallynotwondergirl

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#OnlyInMetropolis do you see a dog wearing a cape appear in front of you after you shake a box of treats #SupermanSuperboySupergirlGetYourDog #He'sAdorableButPlease #MyChihuahua'sTryingToThrowHandsWithHim

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hi I see the other cities have gone inactive/don’t exist.. I made @onlyincentralcity because the other cities deserve love too :) thanks

Welcome to the party -- We are glad to have you here. It is always a delight to see new cities added and amazes me when you think basically one blog started it all. Please feel free to message me if you want to chat or you need any help setting up! I love to fiddle with HTML & Photoshop and all that stuffs.

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#onlyinmetropolis does a Gothamite come in on their first day of work and rescue the crew AND beat up the badies before Superman arrives. Wtf Supes, I thought you had super speed or some shit? What took you so long that I, a 5 nothing 22 year old, could take down about 30 guys nearly twice my size? And seriously, do Metropolites not know some self-defence or carry a weapon around? OR at least have procedures in place in case of an emergency?

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Only in Metropolis do you have one of Bruce Wayne's kids (the whole family's visiting for this Gala) punch Lex Luthor in the face, which causes the Supers to start cackling #ThankyouWaynechild #Pleasecanyouguysmovehere #We'dratherhavethechaoticWaynekidsthanthisasshole #PLEASE

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So... is Lex Luthor supposed to be scary? I'm from Gotham, and all I see is that it's an old paranoïd and bald man who tries to kill cute aliens. I may be too used to pinguins in costumes and clowny terrorists but just want to pat him on the head and tell him to find a new hobby.

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#OnlyInGotham do you see your hero making out with a villain on the rooftop. Seriously, Catwoman? Batsy, I thought we made it clear that Superman was your best choice. Maybe Bruce Wayne. Or Clark Kent. Wonder Woman is really nice too. But not Catwoman! No! Bad Batman! That's bad! Don't do that!

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#onlyinGotham the main hero is so stubborn at protecting his city that he refuses the help of fellow heroes. I mean, I have super speed, I could stop most of these crimes in half an hour and go back to my city, but nooo! "This is my city, I'm the one who will defend it." And don't get me started of that time Superman tried to help him bust a traffic of dangerous alien weapons! #the RealFlash

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Is anyone having trouble answering/queueing asks? I usually just pop in the tags and add to queue but for some reason, I have to edit the post / save it like 3 times before it sticks and actually saves.

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Today my apartment building was practically obliterated, mostly on my floor, by Superman fighting, I don’t even know at this point. Afterwards I saw Batman come by and, either he was arguing with him or lecturing him. I had a gaping hole in my wall facing my next door neighbor. #OnlyInGotham #That’sTheFouthTimeThisMonth #IFoundOutMyNeighborIsReallyCute #That’sAPlus

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Batman came down and had a friendly conversation with some rowdy teens today. I think maybe it was actually Superman in disguise? #whereismyscarybatman #alsosomeoneshothim #andhedidntflinch #prettysurethatssuperman #gobacktometropolis! #bringbackbats

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someone just screamed "GET OUT OF OUR CITY YOU METROPOLIS PUSSY" at superman im????? #onlyingotham

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I just saw Nightwing sitting with Superman on my balcony, and Superman was telling him about the legends of this Nightwing guy from Krypton, and like how does he remember those, I though he said he was a baby when he was sent to earth? They saw me and left me the donuts they had gotten, apologizing for the trouble. #onlyinmetropolis #kryptonianmemorywouldbegreatincollage #thinksupermanmighthavemadeitup? #Nightwinglookedsohappythough #"uncleclark"?????

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#onlyinmetropolis can you find a flying dog, two adorable people from outer space & still manage to think your life is normal. 

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