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[onlyonemakingsense]

Looks like I’m bringing Irondaddy sexy back.

YEAH. 

[onlyonemakingsense]

peeks in

Wow I never used this blog did I? I should really get on that at some point. Probably when V7 picks up, since it’s Atlas focused and all that. This blog was originally made to compliment a friend’s Winter, but now they’re gone soooo... A revamp is needed.

[onlyonemakingsense]

“I didn’t think this through.”

“You’re still young, Penny. You’re not expected to be perfect at all times, that’s not your purpose. If I wanted something capable of following my orders to the letter with no consideration of what they might be? I would just get one of the Atlesian Knight drones. The fact that you’re even capable of thinking things through speaks volumes. Don’t let this setback discourage you.

[rnlacc]

Dobermann.

[onlyonemakingsense]

❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞

“Theatrics can be just as important a tool. It can either give a boost to your men’s morale or it can weaken the enemy’s resolve. Never doubt the application of a properly prepared entrance, Professor Stirling.”

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | SPIDERMAN ( PS4 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞

[infcdele-a-deactivated20220411]

Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

[a-illholy]

SOOOO……….. LIKE.

I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY wanting to write with you but I am SLOW. 

I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY TO GET OOC MESSAGES BUT I AM SLOW.

HOLY SHIT LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING WEEP WITH UTTER FUCKING JOY WHEN I GET ASK IC BUT I AM S LOW. 

LIKE I AM GENERALLY VERY SLOW BUT I APPRECIATE MY MUTUALS. 

I AM SUPER RIDICULOUSLY SLOW BUT I REALLY want to LIKE CULTIVATE OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP 100000% OKAY?

I’M JUST

SO SLOW

AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THOSE WHO WAIT

AND YES WE CAN BE SLOW TOGETHER. 

[onlyonemakingsense]

“You’re looking a little spacey, Sir.” (From my sideblog revclver-drxwn)

“...I suppose I have been a little distracted.” Ironwood conceded. If one of his soldiers were calling him out on it, then it was likely more serious than they were making it out to be. It had been a long few months. Enforcing the embargo had proven to be... difficult. And unpopular. It was making his life more stressful than it already was.

[justmorerpmemes]

Hmm... Starters

“Well that’s an interesting predicament…”

“How did you get yourself there?”

“Care to share how you wound up in this situation?”

“I don’t want to talk about how or why I’m here, just help.”

“You have a thoughtful look on your face.”

“You’re looking a little spacey.”

“I could elaborate, but I won’t.”

“Can you explain this to me one more time?”

“I have questions, and I doubt you have answers to them.”

“I don’t think any amount of explanation is going to save whatever headache this is giving me.”

“I don’t need to explain anything.”

“I could tell you what happened, but you will not believe me.”

“I would like to claim plausible deniability.”

“Nothing you say is going to make this any better.”

“I put a lot of thought into this.”

“I didn’t think this through.”

“I thought about this a lot and it still came out like this.”

“Sometimes I just need a quiet place to think.”

“You really thought this all out?”

“It’s difficult to have a spare moment to myself these days.”

“You look suspicious.”

“I have no idea what you’re referring to.”

“Do you just stare while you think?”

“You have a thoughtful look about you, something up?”

“Hmm… oh what? Sorry, it’s nothing. Don’t worry.”

[rainbow-zebra-art]

Men. They can never ask for help, can they?

Yes, I’m crazy for Ironwitch  ╮(︶▽︶)╭

I was thinking something. Maybe Ironwood сan still experience phantom pain. It’s usually just annoying and nothing more, but sometimes it’s so strong he’s having troubles with any basic actions that need accuracy. Like tying a tie. So one day he comes to visit Ozpin with a total mess on his neck. And I’m sure Glynda will help him out.

[mieczlw-a]

BEFORE  SHIPPING  WITH  ME ,  YOU  NEED  TO  KNOW   //  

i  will  get  invested  almost  instantly. 

i  will  invade  your  inbox  //  im’s  //  discord  etc  for  plots  //  headcanon’s  //  and  general  yelling  about  our  ship. 

i  will  tag  you  in  gifsets  //  images  //  posts  that  remind  me  of  our  ship.  

i  will  send  you  almost  every  meme  you  reblog  //  pop  into  your  ask  IC  spontaneously.  

i  will  get  on  your  nerves  eventually  but  that’s  fine  we’re  fine  it’s  fine.  

i  won’t  force  anything  on  you  that  you’re  not  comfortable  with  and  will  always  discuss  any  uncomfortable  //  triggering  subjects  with  you.  because  as  my  rp  partner  and  friend  i  respect  you  and  your  boundaries.  

[rnlacc]

All hail king Ironwood!!!

[onlyonemakingsense]

*Dances like no one's watching. But they are, she just doesn't care*

“...Specialist Wagner, what are you doing...?”

[onlyonemakingsense]

teamoliv‌:

The simple fact that team OLIV was here in the general’s office by choice was a rarity. No failed mission due to some freak happenstance, no display of overkill in training, no claims of  harassment by other students. In other words: Onyx and Ivory had been behaving.

Instead, the team stood in their uniforms in a presentable manner with Onyx holding a small stack of papers to place on General Ironwood’s desk. He spoke clearly and without his usual leading tone for once. “We are entering our team for consideration into the Vytal Festival in the upcoming year. We have a recommendation here signed by Major Cobalt Ymir.”

Violet was excited but this recommendation was shaky. On top of their own less-than-stellar field and disciplinary record, the Major was openly connected to at least half the team’s members; he was a long-time family friend in Onyx’s case and he was her uncle. The Goodfellow family had a long history with Atlas academy with both her parents, her aunt, and her older brother being notable graduates. Robin had won the Vytal Festival ten years and five tournaments prior but she knew she was nowhere near the level her brother was. The fact that he entered as a fourth-year likely helped with that. For now she held her stance and tried to remain calm. Onyx could handle this.

Ah, of course. It was that time of the year, wasn’t it? He would give Team OLIV credit in this case, they were ahead of the game. They were the first students to actually apply this year; he hadn’t been expecting the hordes of applications for another week, at least. Ironwood took the forms from Onyx and skimmed over the first page, checking to see if everything was in order. As far as he could tell from this cursory glance, it was, though he would look over this far closer later.

“You realize that Atlas Academy won’t be announcing the participants until after the application window has closed, correct? I don’t want you getting your hopes up until then.” He glanced up at his students, taking notice at how... unusually professional they were being.

“Considering how... young you are, choosing to participate in the Vytal Festival is an interesting choice. I hope you know what you would be up against: far more experienced teams from other schools. Given your inexperience, the recommendation from Major Ymir will only stretch so far.” Ironwood folded his hands on his desk and gave the two of them a serious expression.

“I want you to make your argument to me, right now, as to why I should approve this application.”

[onlyonemakingsense]

@teamoliv started following you

“You know I always have time for my students. What brings you to my office today? Is there an issue?”

[platinummemes]

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