So Confused...

...All the time.

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[veryfunnymemes]

[hall--o--ween]

[hustlerose]

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

[nicoldemort]

[zonerbonerz]

there’s so much fuss over which spouse should change their last name after marriage can we all please act like adults here and go to fantasynamegenerators.com and let the warrior cat name generator decide

[kristina100000]

no one:

people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[twilightisgaynow]

[starvingandskinny]

Why I don’t like talking

Other people: you should talk more!

Me: *tries to talk*

—gets ignored

—gets interrupted

—gets talked over

—no one pays attention

—no one cares

[harrenhals]

#hearing men speak like

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[craig-boone]

a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons 

a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies 

[maidsuokasenpai]

The word you’re looking for is college

[snowcaines]

[iapislazuli]

using internet explorer to download chrome has the same energies as using a wooden pickaxe to get 3 stone blocks to immediately craft a stone pickaxe in minecraft

[cxwardiice]

“Am I repressing trauma or can I genuinely not remember my childhood” a novel by me

[lowkeystillsleeping]

Is This Memory Real Or Did I Make It Up To Cope: a thrilling sequel