Uhhhh Stuff

Here's some things and some other things.

[mi0ki-03]

You can't outfreak THE freak dumbass

[reaversanctuary]

Jack of Blades as “le génie du mal” by Guillaume Geefs.

I actually wanted to draw the new Jack design but I got struck with this idea and realized, oops, I have no idea if he’s gonna be a dragon in the new Fable! So I went with his classic design :^p

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[stimman4000]

[dyslexic-mess]

😭sweet dreams Thomas 🤣😭

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

so what would Orikan get from a starbucks?

I hope that decrepit little twink gets salmonella, personally

[theonion]

SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare mausoleum complex. “We’ll be out to dinner or having a drink with friends and any time the conversation turns to end-of-life planning she can’t help but mention that she’s always imagined her final resting place would be inside a massive edifice overflowing with granite and marble,” said Hull, telling reporters that Glickstein could not so much as pass by a pillar these days without reminding him that a pair of 200-foot-high obelisks would be the perfect thing to flank the arched entryway of her burial chamber.

[1ncend1ary]

redraw of an old thing

[leodoodling]

They attack!

[nuggets-enjoyer]

I've recently started reading books about Cain.🥸 I really like the dynamic between him and Jurgen

[fishing-princess]

I’m doing Fine Motion’s career for the first time and when I got the event where her sister tries to flirt with Air Groove really hard I was wondering why they decided to put that in. Then I thought “wait a second, Fine Motion’s irl brother was named Pilsudski right? Why does that sound familiar?” It’s the same horse that infamously got an erection seeing Air Groove in the starting gate and then beat her while hard…

I admire this game’s ability and commitment to making horse yuri out even the strangest of interactions between the irl horses

[lesbian-horse]

One of Pilsudski’s descendants, Wonder Dean, is running in the Kentucky Derby tomorrow! 🐎

[lesbian-horse]

So “riled up” really does mean “homosexuality flustered” in this game, huh?

[thememedaddy]

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[json-derulo]

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[motsimages]

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

[kedreeva]

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

[teratocybernetics]

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

[unsuspectingfish]

Honestly, bullshitting effectively is one of the best things that college teaches you, which is another reason AI is terrible

[rvllybllply2014]

I have no words

[outofcharacterproductions]

Here's some: You've got to be kidding me!

[anexperimentallife]

[caxycreations]

This isn't very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.

Case in point: Tsun Zu's rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun's army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun's army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought "if we attack the city he's inviting us into, we will die." and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL'S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE

Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn't tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.

Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don't need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.